By MJ3105 - 07/05/2009 11:36 - Israel

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
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youmakemyday_fml 0

ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

ozymandias_fml 0

You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

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Hmm. I'm dubious. I've never seen mayonaise that looked like bird shit.

Foxracingluver 0

woooooowwwwwwwww FAIL!!!

ewwwwwww! that is really gross! but you just lick what ever is on the table... that's disgusting!

1384450244679 0

guys what does op stand for ??

kennyFTW3fiddy 0

you are what you eat

Blacksabbath211 9

origional poster

u lick random white liquids?

Orange penguin.

youmakemyday_fml 0

ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

the op is such an idiot. why would you ever even eat anything off an outside patio table?

It's just disgusting that you would wipe anything off of a table & eat it.

ozymandias_fml 0

You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

Lol, I love how you wanted every drop of mayo. FYI - Mayo is just one of those sauces that I can't stand.

ladypatience93 2

5 I soo agree

FUCKING GROSS, YDI because mayo is nasty. How could you tell the difference between it and bird shit? I kid. I kid. Although I would never, ever, ever eat mayo.. I don't honestly think the OP deserves it. Just saying... gross.

who does that?? YDI for being a fat fuck.

Ew. Lol, how did it taste :P?

allyperls89 0

BIRD FLU!