Hmm. I'm dubious. I've never seen mayonaise that looked like bird shit.

woooooowwwwwwwww FAIL!!!

ewwwwwww! that is really gross! but you just lick what ever is on the table... that's disgusting!

guys what does op stand for ??

you are what you eat

origional poster

u lick random white liquids?

Orange penguin.

ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

the op is such an idiot. why would you ever even eat anything off an outside patio table?

It's just disgusting that you would wipe anything off of a table & eat it.

You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

Lol, I love how you wanted every drop of mayo.

FYI - Mayo is just one of those sauces that I can't stand.

5 I soo agree

FUCKING GROSS, YDI because mayo is nasty. How could you tell the difference between it and bird shit?

I kid. I kid. Although I would never, ever, ever eat mayo.. I don't honestly think the OP deserves it.

Just saying... gross.

who does that??
YDI for being a fat fuck.

Ew. Lol, how did it taste :P?

BIRD FLU!

Wow.