Animals: Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends....

By MJ3105 - 07/05/2009 11:36 - Israel

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

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youmakemyday_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:07

ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

ozymandias_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:09

You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

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Thursday 7 May 2009 16:07

Hmm. I'm dubious. I've never seen mayonaise that looked like bird shit.

Foxracingluver 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:21

woooooowwwwwwwww FAIL!!!

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Monday 22 March 2010 1:58

ewwwwwww! that is really gross! but you just lick what ever is on the table... that's disgusting!

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Friday 4 June 2010 2:28

guys what does op stand for ??

kennyFTW3fiddy 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 23:45

you are what you eat

Blacksabbath211 9

Sunday 27 June 2010 6:04

origional poster

B4SK3TB4IL 0

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Sunday 12 September 2010 4:07

u lick random white liquids?

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Sunday 24 October 2010 9:17

Orange penguin.

youmakemyday_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:07

ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

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Tuesday 16 March 2010 15:22

the op is such an idiot. why would you ever even eat anything off an outside patio table?

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Thursday 7 May 2009 16:08

It's just disgusting that you would wipe anything off of a table & eat it.

ozymandias_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:09

You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

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Thursday 7 May 2009 16:09

Lol, I love how you wanted every drop of mayo. FYI - Mayo is just one of those sauces that I can't stand.

ladypatience93 2

Sunday 25 April 2010 5:55

5 I soo agree

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Thursday 7 May 2009 16:11

FUCKING GROSS, YDI because mayo is nasty. How could you tell the difference between it and bird shit? I kid. I kid. Although I would never, ever, ever eat mayo.. I don't honestly think the OP deserves it. Just saying... gross.