By MJ3105 - Israel
Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
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By  rukusrazor  |  0

FUCKING GROSS, YDI because mayo is nasty. How could you tell the difference between it and bird shit?

I kid. I kid. Although I would never, ever, ever eat mayo.. I don't honestly think the OP deserves it.

Just saying... gross.