Today, my girlfriend returned home from a several week vacation with family. Instead of a happy reunion, I was terribly emasculated, publicly, for bringing flowers that "weren't as pretty as all the other couples' in baggage claim." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
Today, my girl called me a "brainless, insensitive prick" Why? Because I wanted to surprise her with flowers since she’s been on vacation for 3 weeks and I hadn’t seen her. She was badly sunburned. I’d bought sunflowers. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her friend's wedding, then shook them in my face like an accusation. I joined in the laughing with everyone else, but it put her in a mood, and she now hasn’t spoken to me in two days. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
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transcedental 18
Somehow.. I.. just wanna give you a hug. Sorry that she didn't appreciate your gesture ;/
thelastavailable 13
She definitely got some on holiday.
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Comments (168)
vvlovesu 9
That was selfish of her. Some people don't get flowers. Shoot some don't even have people who come to see them at the airport because they miss them. In my opinion honey you can do better.
tararochelle 18
Many guys wouldn't even think to bring flowers. It's the thought behind it that counts.. Yes, some girls would love their favorite flowers.. But if you made a genuine attempt she should be grateful. Some people have no one waiting for them!
desertlovebird 11
You can bring me flowers anytime and have a little chat with the little lady about feelings( yours)....
Omniprism 15
Dump her.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
FMLs like this make me so sad and shocked. If I were her, I would be happy and grateful that he came there in the first place. If someone came to get me AND got me flowers, I'd probably cry (in a good way). And yet there are always girls who have the sweetest guys who do the sweetest things, but they're not happy because some other guy is giving his girlfriend something better. Why can't girls just be happy with what they've got? If you have a boyfriend who greets you at the airport with flowers, you're one lucky girl. Ughh but really this has made me so angry and upset... not only was she an ungrateful cow but she publicly made a scene. It reminds me of little kids throwing a tantrum because another child has a bigger ice cream or something. Still, on the plus side her public fit let everyone around her know that she's a bitch. End rant.
tj5810 21
I was on board until you said bigger ice cream... I think a tantrum is justified then... But maybe I just like ice cream. Lol
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Well you get what I mean, little kids crying and tantruming because someone else has something they want. Also this FML reminds me of when my friend broke off her engagement because she found out the ring wasn't as expensive as she thought. Threw away her super sweet boyfriend because she wanted a more valuable ring. Yay for those who give girls a bad name.
ravenxcorvinus 9
I wish I could give this more thumbs! :)
MidnaLink 35
I hope to high heaven you didn't give her lilies!
Enslaved 38
I prefer two lips. (:
MidnaLink 35
I wasn't kidding...
love_me_electric 20
I came home after being out of province for 6 weeks and my boyfriend didn't even come meet me at the airport lol. I guess he figured since my parents were coming to meet me he didn't have to bother.
mgrabi01 10
Dump her!!!
Hellbound_Alleee 14
"Emasculated?!?"
MidnaLink 35
"Dictionary"
MidnaLink 35
never mind
simoncat 11
You brought flowers and discovered you have a thorny issue with your prickly of a GF. Okay- it's a stretch. But seriously, what a mega bitch of an ungrateful GF.
simoncat 11
Auto correct strikes again. I meant to call OP's girlfriend a prick. Not just prickly. But whatev. She is a prickly prick mega bitch.