Today, my girlfriend returned home from a several week vacation with family. Instead of a happy reunion, I was terribly emasculated, publicly, for bringing flowers that "weren't as pretty as all the other couples' in baggage claim." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
Today, my girl called me a "brainless, insensitive prick" Why? Because I wanted to surprise her with flowers since she’s been on vacation for 3 weeks and I hadn’t seen her. She was badly sunburned. I’d bought sunflowers. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her friend's wedding, then shook them in my face like an accusation. I joined in the laughing with everyone else, but it put her in a mood, and she now hasn’t spoken to me in two days. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
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Top comments
transcedental 18
Somehow.. I.. just wanna give you a hug. Sorry that she didn't appreciate your gesture ;/
thelastavailable 13
She definitely got some on holiday.
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Comments (168)
Twisted_Angel 17
what a bitch. get rid of her and find someone better op. it will only get worse as time goes on.
WelcomeToAndale 13
Talk about ungrateful! She seems like the type who, if you got married, would cuss you out for not having the biggest wedding out of all her friends.
Zebediabolical 45
You picked her. Now it's time to unpick her!
mike3775 39
If that had happened to me, I would have tossed the flowers on the ground and told the stuck up woman where she can shove those flowers and told her to buzz off and never call me again.(but with more profanity and colorful names)
8KAGE8 8
She's a bitch
panda_lou 11
**** her
ecks51 3
Rule #1: No candy, no flowers, no jewelry. If you'd followed that this wouldn't have happened.
Therewhenneeded 16
Have a serious talk with her. If she continues acting this way...sad to say but time to move on.
od4ev 13
Dump her.
Derpylicious 3
Leave that dumb bitch.