By Liam - 6/5/2021 02:01

Gratitude walks

Today, my girl called me a "brainless, insensitive prick" Why? Because I wanted to surprise her with flowers since she’s been on vacation for 3 weeks and I hadn’t seen her. She was badly sunburned. I’d bought sunflowers. FML
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  bleachedraven  |  14

damn straight