Today, my girlfriend returned home from a several week vacation with family. Instead of a happy reunion, I was terribly emasculated, publicly, for bringing flowers that "weren't as pretty as all the other couples' in baggage claim." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
Today, my girl called me a "brainless, insensitive prick" Why? Because I wanted to surprise her with flowers since she’s been on vacation for 3 weeks and I hadn’t seen her. She was badly sunburned. I’d bought sunflowers. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her friend's wedding, then shook them in my face like an accusation. I joined in the laughing with everyone else, but it put her in a mood, and she now hasn’t spoken to me in two days. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
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transcedental 18
Somehow.. I.. just wanna give you a hug. Sorry that she didn't appreciate your gesture ;/
thelastavailable 13
She definitely got some on holiday.
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Comments (168)
shan88 14
She doesn't deserve you. I'd be grateful that i got to see my partner after several weeks away. I wouldn't want anything but him. Find someone that appreciates you, she definitely doesn't.
Satoaoi 13
yes hug time for you: ) . up also Need a more appreciative gf
Chel2010 10
Someone's a spoiled rotten bratty bitch....it's like some girls can't appreciate the little things
Ray_of_midnight 23
Wow, talk about high-maintenance. :-(
gotmilkido 10
Well.... Tell her maybe she can catch a ride with the other couples .....they might have a better car than u if she is lucky and then leave her a$$ right where she stands !
JanisEvans 10
Run, Forest, run!
poccocurantes 7
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Jenn50 19
"Wow honey, that must have been a really exhausting flight. That's the only excuse I can think of for you being such an ungrateful twat."
RebelYell14 4
"terribly emasculated" is so so masculine. Gonna be OK, princess?
SoylentCandycorn 10
Oh dear, did the mean nasty girly OP hurt your poor, fragile brain with his vocabulary?
charvisioku 22
61: Unfortunately cavemen are very susceptible to this sort of behaviour. It's a shame.
DocBastard 40
Note to mods: please change the site rules just for a minute so I can thumb up #60 about 120 more times. Thanks.
saksxalmo 20
Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't see what this has to do with masculinity. :/
EpicSquishii 21
Emasculation, by its very definition, has everything to do with masculinity
saksxalmo 20
That's what I'm saying, #144.
EvilUndead 9
Well, it is possible that she had a very bad day or a very bad flight. However, if she doesn't change her attitude, I'd say you should start looking for another girlfriend.