FML : Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch...

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By belle_arina - / Thursday 8 October 2009 05:05 / United States

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By elliebutton | 0

#610201 - Thursday 8 October 2009 12:20

F your partners life.

By xxmollyxx | 25

#610190 - Thursday 8 October 2009 12:14

Haha how embarrassing :)

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By xxmollyxx | 25

#610190 - Thursday 8 October 2009 12:14

Haha how embarrassing :)

Reyo | 2

#610791 - Thursday 8 October 2009 22:18

Now, you see...if this was a class full of guys, you'd be the most popular one there. And I mean good popular, not bad popular.

Thespade_fml | 0

#610879 - Thursday 8 October 2009 23:24

Reverse this fml around that would be funnier you should just laugh it off everyone farts

and third

Nex_Iuguolo | 0

#611512 - Friday 9 October 2009 7:44

learn to control your sphincter. your 'partener's will appreciate it.

MR_OHCRAP | 0

#611714 - Friday 9 October 2009 12:25

Well, queefing would be more embarressing.

VegasFML | 0

#695992 - Monday 30 November 2009 5:26

This makes me wonder if this ever happens when my weight training class walks by and peeks in the dance room. If it were us, we'd be laughing hard. Really hard.

By elliebutton | 0

#610201 - Thursday 8 October 2009 12:20

F your partners life.

MrAdventure | 1

#610452 - Thursday 8 October 2009 16:38

Yeah, it's their life that's F'd. Thank you, #2!

Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#610531 - Thursday 8 October 2009 17:19

I wonder who #2 works for...

Also, I wonder if OP's partner contracted pink-eye from this...

blahbbb | 0

#1688948 - Friday 12 November 2010 16:45

i like that word .. shat.

By Intellectualist | 0

#610204 - Thursday 8 October 2009 12:20

I lol'd. sucks to be you!

FarSide | 22

#611225 - Friday 9 October 2009 3:03

Oh hell... I would not have had the balls to stay around at all.

At least it wasn't a queef.

sucktobeyou | 0

#611339 - Friday 9 October 2009 4:22

queef is awseome.......it is cool to queef but not fart

By greenburbon | 0

#610205 - Thursday 8 October 2009 12:21

You fail. That really sucks...I bet no one wants to be your partner again. I hope for your sake that word doesn't spread all through school!

neonokku | 0

#610706 - Thursday 8 October 2009 21:23

this

By waterynuggets | 0

#610209 - Thursday 8 October 2009 12:21

Oh, okay

I wouldn't be surprised if this was also posted in the 'girl confessions' thing in Cosmo

By Fuk_My_Life | 0

#610215 - Thursday 8 October 2009 12:24

YDI for eating gaseous food

By pwnrzero | 0

#610246 - Thursday 8 October 2009 12:57

meh.

ur life goes on. if isnt effed.

so i will just put YDI

seeriously fml.com should have more options whne choosing whether the person's life is effed