Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
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seruulian 0
geez! that's rude. he should have gone to your friend directly ... what a coward
AngelRaven89 0
Aww, Im sure you are sexy too =)
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fmlbeast 0
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bored719 0
You might be your friends DUFF to make her look better. ( designated ugly fat friend )
Marijuana_Dog 0
wat a jerk lmao
damnn_it 0
sucks but that's what usually happens when you go out with friends who are hotter than you
texmas 0
What a prick, calling you over to get your friend's attention. I would have slapped him.
Sophia93 0
I agree with #2. I don't think this is FML though because you can always find someone else.
zainyway 0
in the guy's defense.. he probably wasn't waving at you. in fact, he probably was waving at your friend to come over to have a drink and talk it up. but when you came over, he merely stated it was your friend he wanted to talk to. and the reason he didn't go over to talk to your friend directly is because he noticed that you kept looking at him, and assumed that if he tried to talk to your friend, you would cockblock him... though i agree with other comments about how it makes him seem like a coward that he didn't go over in the first place
JENNYBABYY 0
ahahahhah sucker
jjjjessica 0
he wasn't trying to be a jerk, but he should have just gone up to your friend. that sucks, but soon there will be a guy asking your friend to tell you he bought a drink for you. :)
Time2growup 0
fair enough 22, but these comments make him look like a big bastard...which he isn't. Sorry that this person just learned they aren't the greatest thing to grace this planet, I'll agree that he is a bit of a coward, but come on.