FML : Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He...

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Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By darn it. - / Friday 20 February 2009 16:16 / United States

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By sillypun | 0

#4497 - Friday 20 February 2009 08:31

I think he likes you and was trying to bully your self esteem so he could have a better shot at getting with you. Doesn't sound like it worked. I bet the look on your face when he said that was PRICELESS though. Wish I could have seen it. Dust yourself off, you are probably hotter then your friend.

By Czarr | 0

#4540 - Friday 20 February 2009 09:44

I know it sucks, but if I was sitting next to you and saw that happen, I'd be laughing. I'd stand up for you and probably buy you another drink myself, but I'd be laughing.

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By sillypun | 0

#4497 - Friday 20 February 2009 08:31

By Iwetmyself | 0

#4502 - Friday 20 February 2009 08:39

What a JERK u_u

By Unsuprised | 0

#4513 - Friday 20 February 2009 08:55

you should've slipped him a roofie ... I know I would've.

Lichinamo | 33

#5839161 - Saturday 25 January 2014 06:52

Do you just carry roofies on you?

shabadabba | 14

#6554327 - Monday 7 March 2016 09:45

hey you never know when a bag of roofies will come in handy

By cbahh | 0

#4517 - Friday 20 February 2009 09:02

He deserves to be kicked in the face for being so presumptuous. Bleck.

LaLince | 40

#5209435 - Monday 3 December 2012 05:40

lol

By Amkii | 0

#4522 - Friday 20 February 2009 09:07

Yeah, totally should have kicked his junk... or punched his nose and/or teeth in. What a douche.

By Czarr | 0

#4540 - Friday 20 February 2009 09:44

I know it sucks, but if I was sitting next to you and saw that happen, I'd be laughing. I'd stand up for you and probably buy you another drink myself, but I'd be laughing.