Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
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Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
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seruulian 0
geez! that's rude. he should have gone to your friend directly ... what a coward
AngelRaven89 0
Aww, Im sure you are sexy too =)
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Comments (96)
malcolm1919 0
Maybe you should have uglier friends
ZiggyMorrison 0
Dont take it the wrong way most guys have a specific thing they are looking for in terms of physical attraction not all of us want barbies. Personally I like pale redheads, Your friend could have just been who he was looking for, It doesnt mean your not hot.
Walt_1990 3
Don't listen to that rude dude, get some cold water and wash his face away lol.
Sure_Thing 0
And this is why ugly people suck... nobody really cares that you're ugly, but stop bitching about it to us... we get it, pretty people have it easier, or at least we did until we got guilt tripped every time a member of the opposite sex likes us.
chris_e81 0
ouch, don't worry... maybe the drink had poison in it
noshitsherlock 0
totally agree with #10. OP, you should've told him to grow a spine and go **** himself!
aback 5
I think I'd have taken both drinks, said "Thanks!" with a big grin, taken them back to her and told her the guy bought both of you drinks.
genius_man16 1
YDI for being fugly
NoMercy_fml 0
That guy is a douche. If you want I'll buy you a drink.
Ash006 0
Yeah hes pretty lame, just think about how lucky you are it wasnt for you.