Miscellaneous: Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like...

By layout - 05/06/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like a spray bottle. Curious as to what it was since it kept coming, I looked up, only to see the painters were peeing over the side of the house, and the heavy breeze was turning their piss into a refreshing mist for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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Classy

By pist off - 05/03/2018 19:00

Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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By Well okay then - 09/10/2016 17:12 - United States - Palmdale

Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that they're more than welcome to use my restroom, I walked outside only to find three of them pissing in my garden. One even aimed for my tomatoes. FML

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By Unlucky - 18/10/2018 23:00 - United States - Altoona

Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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Heavenly Shower

By deadgrass - 29/03/2012 00:44 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

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From a great height

By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 21:59

Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML

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Hiking is fun

By Harry - 29/11/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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By hackling fellow - 10/03/2011 13:17

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

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luvable_loozer 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

time to hire a new painting company.....

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:23

lmao haha golden shower

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luvable_loozer 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

time to hire a new painting company.....

DarkSeekerX94446 14

Friday 16 November 2012 2:57

Well, Urine for a lot of trouble.

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:23

lmao haha golden shower

Dinglenuts 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:24

I'd pay for one of those.

jchag 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:27

LMAO hahaha agreed with number 4! GOLDEN SHOWER :)

Mvibes 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:27

Omg that suuuucks! Did you complain to the company? you shoulda complained

xiloveyoux3 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:28

You found piss refreshing? O.o

DragonMasterMF 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:52

...refreshing....more like disturbing

popoman 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 18:10

If it feels good, don't try to stop it.

2496rfr 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:28

Oh my damn..run for the shower..but not before cursing them out

EmbarrassedKlutz 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:30

LOL ur own free sun protection spray... URINE!!! :D

Playboi0505 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:31

Haha fyl.

burrito_supreme 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:31

LOL

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