Intimacy: Misleading

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 494

You deserved it 5 013

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 026

You deserved it 3 581

By darn it. - 20/02/2009 16:16 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 042

You deserved it 4 156

Reality check

By DerrickUhl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 118

You deserved it 7 171

By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 692

You deserved it 43 452

Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 643

You deserved it 8 419

Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 556

You deserved it 1 005

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 515

You deserved it 3 329

Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 991

You deserved it 14 064

By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 276

You deserved it 2 063

By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 012

You deserved it 7 901

seruulian 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:06

geez! that's rude. he should have gone to your friend directly ... what a coward

AngelRaven89 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:02

Aww, Im sure you are sexy too =)

Comments

letthemxeatcake 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 17:31

I agree with #75.

_FACKMYLIFE_ 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:36

fyl cause he likes your friend better than you? get over it..it happens.

xo_emily_xo 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:35

aww =( dont get too caught up in being upset though, cuz its just a random guy at a bar. youll prob. never even see him again!

Epinephrine_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:19

Aw, he is an ass.

ocean3684 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 15:57

id be like ..."sorry she does talk to ugly fags" then pat him on the shoulder and leave

lexjj 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:42

you must be pretty damn ugly.

ceisfu 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:32

I'm sorry, I know it sucks when this happens, but this site seems flooded with practically identical stories to this one. I'm tired of reading them to the point that I'd prefer people stop posting. Just be comforted in the fact that just about everyone seems to have gone through this sort of thing at least once before.

ErinSaysHerro 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:37

what an asshole

seb12992 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:06

How many times have we heard stories like this? A girl sees a cute guy, he calls her over, she thinks he wants to get to know her, then he ends up asking the girl to talk to her hot friend for him. BORING! YDI for assuming he wanted to flirt with you.