Minor Threat

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 20:24 - France - Paris

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Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
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That_Ginger 18

Damn, your right arm is going to get HUGE.

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DarkHelmet 10

Quick!!! Roses, chocolates and an I'm sorry teddy bear. Move man... MOVE!!!!!

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outoftown 26

Look at it as a back-handed compliment: if she doesn't want sex with you, she doesn't want any sex.

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laden_swallow09 34

Bullshit. There are plenty of cheaters dating websites to advertise herself. She's a filthy liar.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Ah, so this is how women win arguments... *takes notes*

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JMichael 25

Look her dead in the eyes and call her a big fat ******* liar.

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SuckMeBeautifu1 24

Don't believe a word of it OP. Bitch is full of it.

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arturo_s 10

Judging from the fact that he made an fml about it, he clearly can't

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