Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
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Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, during an argument, my girlfriend said she wasn't having sex with me anytime soon. She never wants sex in the first place, so her threat fell pretty flat. When I pointed this out, she went absolutely apeshit and started throwing plates at me. FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
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That_Ginger 18
Damn, your right arm is going to get HUGE.
jasminetslater 13
I like her. Lol
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Nesticon 2
When things cool down, see if she still feels that way. If so, leave her. Sex shouldn't be used as a weapon or form of punishment.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Don't take her lightly. Women are quite capable of giving up sex for the rest of their lives. I should know...I'm married. FML
Akuna_fml 8
I'm very sorry. My marriage is nothing like that.
DotDootyDot 17
I really hate when withholding sex is used as a tool to intimidate or control your partner's actions, so FYL. Sex is not supposed to be a weapon, and she's out of line to "threaten" you like that.
Neopopulas 9
The answer to that is "I can always just find another bitch to ****" Anyone who uses that as a weapon isn't someone worth dating anyway. Those kinds of people are the worst.
qwils 11
Well one way to deal with this is to threaten her back. However, that wouldn't make for a very healthy relationship. Just apologize and tell her you were wrong. :-)
sabine123_fml 5
Run for it bad wife
the_real_dvd 21
She can if she can go the rest of her life without a boyfriend too.
Joedbag 8
Look her dead in the eyes and say "There's 3.5 Billion women on this planet, you know."
graphicstyle7 17
Sex should NOT be used as a bargaining chip. Some females do that, it's very childish. Give her a book on how to fight properly (that is a thing, you know) and tell her to grow up.
guyssite 4
The appropriate answer to that is: "Remember, it's not's that WE aren't having sex. It's that YOU aren't having sex."