Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
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Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
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Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
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That_Ginger 18
Damn, your right arm is going to get HUGE.
jasminetslater 13
I like her. Lol
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Comments (140)
Dewoe 18
No she can't
Xotoolyxo 16
Tell her so can you, put your hand in your pants and walk away
nerdforchrist777 2
Look her straight in the eyes, tell her "You know, I can go the rest of my life without you, you know."
dreadbeat69 12
Yeah, using sex as a weapon always turns out really well...
wreynolds55 1
Just tell her she doesn't have to help you have another girlfriend called **** and she doesn't threaten me nor resist
rogerover 19
RUN AWAY!
Kitten_Calderon 14
All I can say is...Ouch.
howdoilogin 9
Dump her. No sex, no relationship.
lailaxjan 11
Or, they could be adults about the situation and talk it through. You'll never keep a woman with that attitude, 74.
Sathane 21
She actually meant, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, with you" Regardless, your response should have been. "Yah? Well, I won't have to." or "That's okay. My hand knows how I like it." or "That's alright. I was getting tired of banging the same dead fish every time anyway."
cdawgtate 9
Time to move on