Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
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Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, during an argument, my girlfriend said she wasn't having sex with me anytime soon. She never wants sex in the first place, so her threat fell pretty flat. When I pointed this out, she went absolutely apeshit and started throwing plates at me. FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
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That_Ginger 18
Damn, your right arm is going to get HUGE.
jasminetslater 13
I like her. Lol
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Comments (140)
Akuna_fml 8
Damn. Why would you want to be a relationship with someone who withholds sex as punishment? I don't get people that do that.
TisAPenguin 16
She's full of shit, but she's still a bitch for trying to use sex against you like that. Sometimes I'm ashamed of my own gender.
DHCruiser 17
.......and that's why dating before marriage is a good thing. Run OP!
Larsh 4
She's lying. They need it just as much as we do.
TecheyTim 14
It means she's getting it from somewhere else.....dump the bitch.
DarkMarkInTheSky 9
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Gottobekiddingme 7
Tell her she can't cut you off if she does not know where you're getting it.
Daibar 3
then i would have wished her a happy life without sex and leave her to it. anyone who attempts blackmail either way have failed to understand what it is about. ditch her and move on, she's bad for you
bsmith2012 6
I use that threat all the time. Gets him to apologize real quick lol
ShenaniganNinja 20
To all those who actually use this threat, good job on being manipulative and extorting your partner rather than working things out logically. If you do that, you meet at least one of the signs of an emotionally abusive partner.