Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved...

By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By lovedoesnotexist - 24/09/2015 11:52 - Belgium

Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 21:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML

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By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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TruckerGustav 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:05

She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

Cthulu 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:10

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

Comments

TruckerGustav 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:05

She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

Enoch134 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:59

lol I think he spent the cash on her

crailboyne 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 21:42

well what if it was the other way around...would u want your girlfriend balding faster than ur dad?

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:43

but its still not a good reason to break up. pretty bitchy actually. 'cause she's only going for the looks.

cbubba008 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:54

her friends are prob as shallow as her so with get with her best friend and leave the wreckage behind as ur bald head walks away

mcgugs 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:00

@62: I concur, in fact I personally think that she was merely looking for any excuse to break up w/ him

toxic10uhc 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:04

stop doing weed and your hair won't fall out *koff koff*

050294 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:06

What an evil woman!

Missy612 14

Thursday 24 May 2012 2:57

MWAA HAA HAA that's How we roll;)

funneh1 21

Monday 16 November 2015 22:46

No, that is not how we roll.

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:07

At least you still got the money.

DonkeyDelight 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:37

I laugh at your icon everytime. I'm just incredibly immature ; )

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:09

Enjoy your weekend alone, try not to waste too much money on ******.

Cthulu 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:10

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.