Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end...

By BaldingQuick - 2/2/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML

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Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago....

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By TruckerGustav | 0

#818729 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:05

She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

By Cthulu | 0

#818746 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:10

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

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By TruckerGustav | 0

#818729 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:05

She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

Enoch134 | 0

#818832 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:59

lol I think he spent the cash on her

crailboyne | 0

#819334 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 21:42

well what if it was the other way around...would u want your girlfriend balding faster than ur dad?

jessxoxo28 | 5

#819443 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:43

but its still not a good reason to break up. pretty bitchy actually. 'cause she's only going for the looks.

cbubba008 | 0

#819795 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:54

her friends are prob as shallow as her so with get with her best friend and leave the wreckage behind as ur bald head walks away

mcgugs | 0

#820450 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:00

@62: I concur, in fact I personally think that she was merely looking for any excuse to break up w/ him

toxic10uhc | 0

#823777 - Thursday 4 February 2010 5:04

stop doing weed and your hair won't fall out *koff koff*

By 050294 | 0

#818734 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:06

What an evil woman!

Missy612 | 14

#4474635 - Thursday 24 May 2012 2:57

MWAA HAA HAA that's How we roll;)

funneh1 | 21

#6463146 - Monday 16 November 2015 22:46

No, that is not how we roll.

By Anteezy | 7

#818735 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:07

At least you still got the money.

DonkeyDelight | 0

#819740 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:37

I laugh at your icon everytime. I'm just incredibly immature ; )

By FernandoTorres_fml | 0

#818742 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:09

Enjoy your weekend alone, try not to waste too much money on whores.

By Cthulu | 0

#818746 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:10

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

MXavierT | 0

#819453 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 22:48

you just won an internets.

Puls3ofth3maggot | 0

#823667 - Thursday 4 February 2010 4:32

lol until it grows too fast into a mullet... then he fails

By roadie42 | 21

#818750 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:11

yeah, good thing you didn't spend the money on her yet. shallow bitch.

By TruckerGustav | 0

#818752 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:12

Yeah Piccard FTW!

By erjaguam | 0

#818754 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:13

uh yeah

By peko | 0

#818755 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:13

Don't be so upset bro!
Think about happy side!

You are free man now!

By jammin24 | 0

#818762 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:17

to hell with her... you have the money