Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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TruckerGustav
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She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.
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Cthulu
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You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.
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TruckerGustav
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She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.
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Enoch134
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lol I think he spent the cash on her
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crailboyne
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well what if it was the other way around...would u want your girlfriend balding faster than ur dad?
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jessxoxo28
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but its still not a good reason to break up. pretty bitchy actually. 'cause she's only going for the looks.
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cbubba008
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her friends are prob as shallow as her so with get with her best friend and leave the wreckage behind as ur bald head walks away
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mcgugs
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@62: I concur, in fact I personally think that she was merely looking for any excuse to break up w/ him
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toxic10uhc
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stop doing weed and your hair won't fall out *koff koff*
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050294
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What an evil woman!
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Missy612
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MWAA HAA HAA that's How we roll;)
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funneh1
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No, that is not how we roll.
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Anteezy
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At least you still got the money.
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DonkeyDelight
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I laugh at your icon everytime. I'm just incredibly immature ; )
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FernandoTorres_fml
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Enjoy your weekend alone, try not to waste too much money on whores.
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Cthulu
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You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.
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MXavierT
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you just won an internets.
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Puls3ofth3maggot
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lol until it grows too fast into a mullet... then he fails
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roadie42
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yeah, good thing you didn't spend the money on her yet. shallow bitch.
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TruckerGustav
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Yeah Piccard FTW!
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erjaguam
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uh yeah
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peko
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Don't be so upset bro!
Think about happy side!
You are free man now!
Think about happy side!
You are free man now!
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jammin24
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to hell with her... you have the money