By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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TruckerGustav 0

She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

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Cthulu 0

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

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TruckerGustav 0

She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

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Enoch134 0

lol I think he spent the cash on her

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crailboyne 0

well what if it was the other way around...would u want your girlfriend balding faster than ur dad?

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jessxoxo28 5

but its still not a good reason to break up. pretty bitchy actually. 'cause she's only going for the looks.

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cbubba008 0

her friends are prob as shallow as her so with get with her best friend and leave the wreckage behind as ur bald head walks away

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mcgugs 0

@62: I concur, in fact I personally think that she was merely looking for any excuse to break up w/ him

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toxic10uhc 0

stop doing weed and your hair won't fall out *koff koff*

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funneh1 21

No, that is not how we roll.

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DonkeyDelight 0

I laugh at your icon everytime. I'm just incredibly immature ; )

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Enjoy your weekend alone, try not to waste too much money on ******.

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Cthulu 0

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

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MXavierT 0

you just won an internets.

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Puls3ofth3maggot 0

lol until it grows too fast into a mullet... then he fails

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roadie42 21

yeah, good thing you didn't spend the money on her yet. shallow bitch.

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peko 0

Don't be so upset bro! Think about happy side! You are free man now!

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jammin24 0

to hell with her... you have the money

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