By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 508
You deserved it 2 644

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She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

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She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

lol I think he spent the cash on her

well what if it was the other way around...would u want your girlfriend balding faster than ur dad?

but its still not a good reason to break up. pretty bitchy actually. 'cause she's only going for the looks.

her friends are prob as shallow as her so with get with her best friend and leave the wreckage behind as ur bald head walks away

@62: I concur, in fact I personally think that she was merely looking for any excuse to break up w/ him

stop doing weed and your hair won't fall out *koff koff*

What an evil woman!

MWAA HAA HAA that's How we roll;)

No, that is not how we roll.

At least you still got the money.

I laugh at your icon everytime. I'm just incredibly immature ; )

Enjoy your weekend alone, try not to waste too much money on whores.

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

you just won an internets.

lol until it grows too fast into a mullet... then he fails

yeah, good thing you didn't spend the money on her yet. shallow bitch.

Yeah Piccard FTW!

Don't be so upset bro! Think about happy side! You are free man now!

to hell with her... you have the money