By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
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strawberrypocky 5
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I don't think I want kids anymore...

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skywalker66 0
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OMGAWD WUT U DOIN LEVING 4 YR WITH SCISSORS OMGAWD!!11111

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Secret_Fire_King 0
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YDI for letting your 4-year-old have access to scissors..

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talikarni 0
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YDI big time for leaving scissors where any child under 12 can gain access to them

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B4SK3TB4IL 0
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97th I think

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tobyraza 0

You think anyone between the age of 9 - 12 would do this kind of thing?

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JKr3slEMO 5

ur mother must be SOO proud-_-

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ShinyHubbCap 0
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^ Nobody cares!

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PirateMan 0
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I hope you beat her ... hard didnt actually mean to reply here

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Twinklestar 0
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I'm guessing she didn't give them to her...

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Boddmon 0
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She sleep-handed-her-4-year-old-scissors.

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lotusflower007 0

Four years old are inventive, can climb can push tables and chairs to reach things in high places, open things that last week they could not. you must not have kids, if/when you do, your in for a big surprise.

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seanreddog 4
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Ever heard of safety scizzors? They don't cut hair easily. Anyone with a for year old shouldn't have regular scizzors within reach. And if your kids are climbing on counters and digging through your stuff, you are not a good enough parent to give advice.

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lotusflower007 0

people are people, whether children or not. The best parent in the world can not control every little aspect of a kid.

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Secret_Fire_King 0
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You suggested beating the 4-year-old girl?.. FYL.. You have problems..

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ilcap 12
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Get off fml if you don't care. The point isn't to care douchebag, it's funny. Jeez.

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rosierosierosie 0
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cut her face *waits for OMGAWD WUT U DOIN LEVIN 4 YR WITH SCISSORS OMGAWD!!1111"

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skywalker66 0
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OMGAWD WUT U DOIN LEVING 4 YR WITH SCISSORS OMGAWD!!11111

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BlueTwist89 0
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Lol, my little sister thought it'd be cool to cut her hair really short(instead of giving herself bangs). She did that to herself, though. Totally sucks that she did that to YOU. I'm gonna have to say fyl and ydi for having a 4 year old :/.

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NaturalSelection_fml 0

Why YDI for having a child? That isn't something wrong that the OP has done. Are you just one of those people who assumes that because OP has a child that they had a teenage pregnancy? If so, then I have some advice for you: Die.

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THATCHICKDANNI 1
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OMG, i would be so angry if a child of mind did that. Did you slap her? i would, how much hair did she cut.? Im gona disapline my child to know whats wrong and right, but at the end of the day all kids are naughty. fyl, hope its better and your hair grows back quick :) xx

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containsnosoy 0
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If all kids are naughty, then are we not all naughty?

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strawberrypocky 5
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I don't think I want kids anymore...

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infernofalcon 0

Today my mommy thought it would be funny to cut my clitoris while I was sleeping. FML

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Boddmon 0
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I don't know whether to laugh or be disturbed..

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onnielief 4
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you left a pair of scisors in reach of a 4 year old? YDI! You went to take a nap leaving your 4 year old unattended? YDI Oh and I hope you punished your kid for it, even 4 year ols are supposed to know not to cut someones hair

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strawberrypocky 5
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With a 4 year old, nothing is out of reach!

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theshadow013 0
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And its not like they don't make kids scissors. They're perfectly capable of cutting hair, just not cutting flesh!

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plutosaplanet 0

who said the OP was napping? can mothers and fathers not sleep EVER when they have children? sometimes kids are awake when the parents are not....imagine? dont be stupid

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alexFYL 11
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It's funny, these people were either very boring children or can't remember that far back.

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ediciusNJ 0
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But that's why duct tape was invented.

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Twaffle 0
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I lol'd at the image, the doll is called Cynthia

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pessimista_fml 0
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Oh, that sucks. I have long hair and although I dont love it all the time, I dont want to lose any of it! But hey, dont feel down deary, it will grow...

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