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Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CandlesSuck / Monday 2 November 2009 03:44 / Canada

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By Shadow_vamp_503 | 2

#650516 - Monday 2 November 2009 08:59

Ouch...painful. Still, it could have been worse. The burn could have been somewhere else...

By DumbStruck79 | 0

#650518 - Monday 2 November 2009 09:00

Best FML ever, your life sucks in so many ways...

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By Shadow_vamp_503 | 2

#650516 - Monday 2 November 2009 08:59

Ouch...painful. Still, it could have been worse. The burn could have been somewhere else...

lone_wanderer | 0

#651176 - Monday 2 November 2009 08:53

I love you :)

forgettingsunday | 0

#2565052 - Thursday 26 May 2011 01:53

40- thats not even relevant.... and thats potter puppet pals, not chamber of secrets.

By DumbStruck79 | 0

#650518 - Monday 2 November 2009 09:00

Best FML ever, your life sucks in so many ways...

stunty_fml | 0

#650553 - Monday 2 November 2009 09:18

Exactly. What a depressing, sad and pitiful event has been thrown at your miserable life by cruel, ruthless fate.

By Swatme101 | 0

#650525 - Monday 2 November 2009 09:02

That reaaaly sucks. well, at least you got laid :P

By Dazzozo | 0

#650527 - Monday 2 November 2009 09:03

Sexy.

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#650528 - Monday 2 November 2009 09:03

The back and forth shifting of past tense and present tense in this FML irks me.

By Austinsnyder601 | 1

#650550 - Monday 2 November 2009 09:17

Now you don't have to worry about getting one when your 40...

Crystalyo | 0

#651636 - Tuesday 3 November 2009 01:31

That's hilarious :D

By teddyddet | 3

#650558 - Monday 2 November 2009 09:22

Guess at that moment you were feeling "so hot"

By blobner_bob | 0

#650560 - Monday 2 November 2009 09:23

YDI for being a romantic person

By Austinsnyder601 | 1

#650570 - Monday 2 November 2009 09:31

What would have been better if a candle fell in and made bubbles, so your gf thought you farted lol

By nokillnobeepbeep | 0

#650573 - Monday 2 November 2009 09:32

Talk about getting hot and steamy.

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