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Same thing different taste
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Ouch...painful. Still, it could have been worse. The burn could have been somewhere else...
I love you :)
Best FML ever, your life sucks in so many ways...
Exactly. What a depressing, sad and pitiful event has been thrown at your miserable life by cruel, ruthless fate.
That reaaaly sucks. well, at least you got laid :P
Sexy.
The back and forth shifting of past tense and present tense in this FML irks me.
Now you don't have to worry about getting one when your 40...
Guess at that moment you were feeling "so hot"
What would have been better if a candle fell in and made bubbles, so your gf thought you farted lol
Talk about getting hot and steamy.
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Ouch...painful. Still, it could have been worse. The burn could have been somewhere else...
40- thats not even relevant.... and thats potter puppet pals, not chamber of secrets.