Love: Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had... - FML

By CandlesSuck - 02/11/2009 03:44 - Canada

Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

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Shadow_vamp_503 2

Monday 2 November 2009 8:59

Ouch...painful. Still, it could have been worse. The burn could have been somewhere else...

forgettingsunday 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 1:53

40- thats not even relevant.... and thats potter puppet pals, not chamber of secrets.

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Shadow_vamp_503 2

Monday 2 November 2009 8:59

Ouch...painful. Still, it could have been worse. The burn could have been somewhere else...

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Monday 2 November 2009 20:53

I love you :)

forgettingsunday 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 1:53

40- thats not even relevant.... and thats potter puppet pals, not chamber of secrets.

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Monday 2 November 2009 9:00

Best FML ever, your life sucks in so many ways...

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Monday 2 November 2009 9:18

Exactly. What a depressing, sad and pitiful event has been thrown at your miserable life by cruel, ruthless fate.

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Monday 2 November 2009 9:02

That reaaaly sucks. well, at least you got laid :P

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Monday 2 November 2009 9:03

Sexy.

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Monday 2 November 2009 9:03

The back and forth shifting of past tense and present tense in this FML irks me.

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Monday 2 November 2009 9:17

Now you don't have to worry about getting one when your 40...

Crystalyo 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 1:31

That's hilarious :D

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Monday 2 November 2009 9:22

Guess at that moment you were feeling "so hot"

blobner_bob 0

Monday 2 November 2009 9:23

YDI for being a romantic person

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Monday 2 November 2009 9:31

What would have been better if a candle fell in and made bubbles, so your gf thought you farted lol

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Monday 2 November 2009 9:32

Talk about getting hot and steamy.

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