Today, while reading my girlfriend's kids a story, her daughter started pouring a tiny watering can on my head. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Watering your head so your hair grows back". I'm twenty-seven. FML
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Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML
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baileybutler 16
You're like a chia pet!
ontheFLY4 25
My sister used to say our grandfather "had a hole in his head" when we were little. I don't think she ever thought to water him!
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Comments (64)
Kikiers21042 18
Haha that's okay my boyfriend is 31 and he's already balding as well.
mwcmartina 10
This kid is possibly my favorite kid in the entire world
Dauminator 6
Yo I'm balding and I'm 17
MooseKnuckle503 11
Right there with ya
anon___franta 15
Pretty sure I know who you are...
citrusglass 22
Wait, how old is your girlfriend?
SquirrellyGirl 20
That's adorable