Today, while reading my girlfriend's kids a story, her daughter started pouring a tiny watering can on my head. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Watering your head so your hair grows back". I'm twenty-seven. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my daughter decided to drench our carpets with water, to "make them grow like plants". She's 9. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
Today, my daughter used my towel. She thought that because it was clean, it would be okay. She’s 27. FML
Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
baileybutler 16
You're like a chia pet!
ontheFLY4 25
My sister used to say our grandfather "had a hole in his head" when we were little. I don't think she ever thought to water him!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (64)
wantmeasandwich 26
The thought counts more?
ohSNAPyall 26
How old is this kid?
okaydisarray 17
Aw. She just wants to help you. You're not alone, OP...my brother 29 and almost completely bald.
DoomedGemini 37
My brother is 22 and has a HUGE widows peak. Started when he was a young teen. Sometimes genetics just suck like that
connaughty0225 16
I agree shave the rest off and embrace the baldness. It can grow on people a lot faster than the cul-de-sac look just saying.
lulinator 40
That's hilarious. Kids have no filter, and no concept of embarrassing other people. I love the surprises that come out of their mouths.
lunaangel 14
I know right :D my mom always says kids are comedians
tormcn 26
Are you bald, or balding?
Steve97 32
Aww that's so precious sadly it isn't that easy haha :p
colcol500 8
Chi- Chi- Chi- CHIA PET!
swanheart 35
Well look on the bright side - once your hair grows back after being watered you'll have 60 years to enjoy that hair!
danceinconverse 25
When I was sitting on my dads shoulders when I was 5 years old, I told him: "Daddy, you better brush your hair again, you've got patches!" Kids say the darnedest things.