Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Nutty4Muffs 3
Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.
seximexi911 10
Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha
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Comments (141)
dcc101 3
kids should die, thats gross, any parent who allows their kid to behave themselfs or even say shit like that should be sentenced to death.
MikeDa1Da 14
I used to laugh at Kim Kardashian marriage jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
hookumsnivy 6
They really need to rethink the idea of not being allowed to hit kids. Sometimes they deserve a good slap. And sometimes the parents of those kids deserve an ass whooping and forced sterilization.
fyrtiosexarton 12
Haha lol vad kul. Hur när var?
moomoomeow2 7
Wow I hope things will be okay!!
MikeDa1Da 14
Wait, that wasn't funny. Sorry, I thought we were at an overused joke convention.
thewelder86 0
Swear to god... There's no parenting skills left these days!!! I never saw any of that when I was in kindergarden
Xephyr 1
"nuts" ... "bitch". Wat.
Sarahbrat 0
Sounds like chucky is making a daily reappearance...0_o
palmieril85 2
I feel ya. I work for speicial needs preschoolers and go through the same shit.