Your mom. She's so big...that the OP....couldn't avoid her?! /horriblejokewashorrible

1.Herd of wildebeast 2.Herd of babies 3.Herd of baby wildebeast

6. Wheelie bins 7. Trampolines

8.flying dildos

9. A few prostitutes.

10. Chickty China the Chinese chicken

11. used condoms ^old FML reference.

did something fly through the window, perhaps?

#18 nice way of joining two FMLs

...and Justin Beiber! Sorry, wishful thibking

#13 joseph stalin

Way to ruin the chain #33

A trampoline?

10. Cow 11. A few cars 12. Droids 13. The Empire State Building

#14: The OP himself. The car probably received a hit from the OP's hand in his frustration. Damn!

I read your comment in a peter voice the first time I said it and it sounds like something he would say.

It was the wind's fault! It was distracting him by howling.