What else is on that list?

Your mom. She's so big...that the OP....couldn't avoid her?!

/horriblejokewashorrible

1.Herd of wildebeast
2.Herd of babies
3.Herd of baby wildebeast

6. Wheelie bins
7. Trampolines

8.flying dildos

9. A few prostitutes.

10. Chickty China the Chinese chicken

11. used condoms

^old FML reference.

did something fly through the window, perhaps?

#18 nice way of joining two FMLs

...and Justin Beiber! Sorry, wishful thibking

#13 joseph stalin

Way to ruin the chain #33

A trampoline?

10. Cow
11. A few cars
12. Droids
13. The Empire State Building

#14: The OP himself. The car probably received a hit from the OP's hand in his frustration.

Damn!

Commiserations, but at least it wasn't a falling tree!

As long as "people" and "my car" aren't on that list, I'm good.

Oh, man! That must be scary. Outta no where a sign hits you. Be funny if the sign read"careful on road, sign crossing" lol

Darn wind, Always blowin stuff.

I read your comment in a peter voice the first time I said it and it sounds like something he would say.

Oh my god, I ran over something again! Wind, cover for me!
"OKAY"

It was the wind's fault! It was distracting him by howling.

That's gonna leave a mark.

OP might live in the sticks.. The ideal that everyone use public transport is just that, an ideal.

Sounds like you live in a hazardless, no natural disasters area.

I pray 'hulk' never get in ur list!

Shitty luck, man.