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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 20:12 - Denmark

Today, I got stung by a bee. On my eyelid. I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open my eye. Tomorrow is the first day of a new prestigious school. I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2008 03:01 - France

Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML

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Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Screamslikeagirl - 27/09/2016 19:17 - United States - Union City

Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML

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By madi - 15/04/2011 19:13 - United States

Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML

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By CantBlink - 16/07/2012 18:25 - United States - Jersey City

Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2015 02:41 - Australia

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor. He tells me that I've developed a severe allergy to contact lenses and must stop wearing them immediately. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just visited him a week earlier, paid for a new prescription and ordered a year's worth of brand new lenses. FML

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Leave it to the pros

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 00:01 - United States - Epsom

Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML

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By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2012 01:41 - United States - Lindale

Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got Superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "New pirate" in the office. FML

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Shock98 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:50

wear an eye-patch. they'll think you're super badass.

wildfire393 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:51

Pirates are automatic win. Trust me.

Comments

MoobyTheCow 2

Friday 14 August 2009 0:41

YDI for being such an elitist that you had to brag about the prestige of your school.

guinness_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:07

Eyepatch FTW! You are going to look so cool. There's some total BAMFs with eyepatches. Snake, Star Wolf, Dale Chihuly (look him up, sweet glass sculptures), Colonel Stauffenberg, any decent pirate EVER. Just wear the patch, don't make a big deal of it, act like you own the place.

nopeaches 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:27

Eyepatch! You'll look so badass.

tabii 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:06

fyl for the bee sting, those hurt especially on the eyes. but wear the eyepatch and make up an outrageous story. tell a different one to everybody. you will not only look badass, but if people find out what actually happened you will look like you have a sense of humor about it too. :] good luck at the school, lol.

Hellzyes 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:51

Dude. You get an eye patch. FML? No man, FTW.

Mr_Sharkings 5

Friday 14 August 2009 4:06

What are you complaining about? Eyepatches are ******* awesome. You should wear the eyepatch even after your eye heals.

black_barbie10 0

Friday 14 August 2009 4:20

lol i agree with everyone else,it would be ******* BADASS to wear an eyepatch,if i had a good enough reason,i would wear one to school the first day XD :) but alas,i do not :(

evlbb2 2

Friday 14 August 2009 4:47

I dont see why everyones thinking Pirate. So overdone. Personally it does remind me of a sniper :] Besides, you know all the anime characters that has there eye covered are awesome and epicly strong. Perhaps you should use bandages instead of an eyepatch. :] even cooler.

majorFup 0

Friday 14 August 2009 4:56

ok heres what you do, wear the eyepatch all year then near the last day, move the eye patch off your eye and say wow this is much better, well that explains a lot, how come no one ever told me to do that?