Miscellaneous: Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door...

By Screamslikeagirl - 27/09/2016 19:17 - United States - Union City

Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 20:12 - Denmark

Today, I got stung by a bee. On my eyelid. I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open my eye. Tomorrow is the first day of a new prestigious school. I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster. FML

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By Stephen - 24/03/2012 21:07 - Sweden

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2015 02:41 - Australia

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

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JuzReading 23

Sunday 16 October 2016 14:49

Wasp: stop hitting yourself *stings* *evil laughter*

Therid 22

Sunday 16 October 2016 13:04

The wasp probably wouldn't have stung you as much, if you didn't anger it with punching.

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demideity 13

Sunday 16 October 2016 13:02

Let's hope you don't need an EpiPen...

hellobobismyname 24

Sunday 16 October 2016 18:00

Obviously not, or that would have been the fml.

Therid 22

Sunday 16 October 2016 13:04

The wasp probably wouldn't have stung you as much, if you didn't anger it with punching.

lexiieeex3 32

Sunday 16 October 2016 23:01

Still, it's a natural human reaction to kill it or get it away by any means possible.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Thursday 20 October 2016 5:55

20 my "natural human reaction" to a wasp or bee is leave it alone. Even if it is on me. Because I will get stung less or not at all if I don't aggravate it. AND being raised with a brother who is allergic to bees, if I ever angered a bee and it stung him, it could kill him and that would be my fault.

ApeTheGreatApe 11

Sunday 16 October 2016 13:24

"Daddy, that man across the street who screams like a girl is out again" "Come back inside honey, he seems worse than usual"

Aurora94 20

Sunday 16 October 2016 13:58

Wow, that is probably the worst fml I have ever read. Sorry op

kakabalo 18

Sunday 16 October 2016 14:28

that's a classic fyl OP.

JuzReading 23

Sunday 16 October 2016 14:49

Wasp: stop hitting yourself *stings* *evil laughter*

Moerighan 23

Sunday 16 October 2016 15:39

As a glasses wearer, this would be my worst nightmare.

Eldslibo 20

Sunday 16 October 2016 16:06

As a person who is deadly allergic to wasp-stings, I'm really glad it didn't happen to me. I hope the swelling goes down soon. And allergy or not, it really hurts.

mermaidkeels 26

Sunday 16 October 2016 16:08

Wasp: 2 (1 for the sting, 1 for the punch) you: 0

townyyy7994 14

Sunday 16 October 2016 16:18

When I was younger I got stung right by my eye. My face swelled until my eye was swollen shut, So now whenever I think of wasps or bees, that side of my face gets tingly where I was stung