By Screamslikeagirl - 27/09/2016 19:17 - United States - Union City

Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML
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JuzReading 23
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Wasp: stop hitting yourself *stings* *evil laughter*

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Therid 22
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The wasp probably wouldn't have stung you as much, if you didn't anger it with punching.

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demideity 13
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Let's hope you don't need an EpiPen...

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hellobobismyname 24

Obviously not, or that would have been the fml.

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Therid 22
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The wasp probably wouldn't have stung you as much, if you didn't anger it with punching.

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lexiieeex3 32

Still, it's a natural human reaction to kill it or get it away by any means possible.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

20 my "natural human reaction" to a wasp or bee is leave it alone. Even if it is on me. Because I will get stung less or not at all if I don't aggravate it. AND being raised with a brother who is allergic to bees, if I ever angered a bee and it stung him, it could kill him and that would be my fault.

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ApeTheGreatApe 11

"Daddy, that man across the street who screams like a girl is out again" "Come back inside honey, he seems worse than usual"

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Aurora94 20
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Wow, that is probably the worst fml I have ever read. Sorry op

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kakabalo 18
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that's a classic fyl OP.

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JuzReading 23
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Wasp: stop hitting yourself *stings* *evil laughter*

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Moerighan 23
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As a glasses wearer, this would be my worst nightmare.

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Eldslibo 20
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As a person who is deadly allergic to wasp-stings, I'm really glad it didn't happen to me. I hope the swelling goes down soon. And allergy or not, it really hurts.

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mermaidkeels 26

Wasp: 2 (1 for the sting, 1 for the punch) you: 0

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townyyy7994 14
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When I was younger I got stung right by my eye. My face swelled until my eye was swollen shut, So now whenever I think of wasps or bees, that side of my face gets tingly where I was stung

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