By madi - 15/04/2011 19:13 - United States

Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
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PolBig123 0

use an eye patch :D it works well to hide your eyes, AND you look like a pirate!! Arrrr!!

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mintcar 9

You woke up one day to your ****** almost swollen shut? Almost as scary as ****** with teeth.

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sterlingarcher 1

what does your eye have to do with acne? lol

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Finn_the_human 5

Sounds like someone farted on your pillow.

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mintcar 9

Out of curiosity, how /did/ you interpret the FML?

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sterlingarcher 1

I thought it said with 'one' eye your acne is barely noticeable or something like that. lol

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CheckMyProfile 17

ice cubes are miraculously effective while curing swollen eyes :)

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mintcar 9

You woke up one day to your ****** almost swollen shut? Almost as scary as ****** with teeth.

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mintcar 9

You woke up one day to your ****** almost swollen shut? Almost as scary as ****** with teeth.

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JFloUnknown 24

almost..but isn't

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JFloUnknown 24

almost..but isn't

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Thabb 0

Will I get a double post too?

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Mpsteve13 7

oh yea I love the vaginas with teeth. it scratches my dick. and then the queef is like air conditioning

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha that's not weird at all......^^

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PolBig123 0

use an eye patch :D it works well to hide your eyes, AND you look like a pirate!! Arrrr!!

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DavLynn 4

well if you like attention you'll get lots of questions

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shoecrazy 5

no offense but your moms messed up OP...

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HappyCynic 0

Injure your face, then your eye will be unnoticeable. Problem solved.

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skitzofreniks 5

Two FML's in one! not only do you have a black eye, but acne as well, ZING!!

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