By madi - 15/04/2011 19:13 - United States
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what does your eye have to do with acne? lol
umm... it distracts from acne...
ohhhhh...
oh yeah.. I read it wrong.. my bad.. lol
I thought it said with 'one' eye your acne is barely noticeable or something like that. lol
ice cubes are miraculously effective while curing swollen eyes :)
that happened to my ****** once
oh yea I love the vaginas with teeth. it scratches my dick. and then the queef is like air conditioning
what a great mum
use an eye patch :D it works well to hide your eyes, AND you look like a pirate!! Arrrr!!
well if you like attention you'll get lots of questions
no offense but your moms messed up OP...
Two FML's in one! not only do you have a black eye, but acne as well, ZING!!
boop...ZING... (archer) .. :)
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use an eye patch :D it works well to hide your eyes, AND you look like a pirate!! Arrrr!!
You woke up one day to your ****** almost swollen shut? Almost as scary as ****** with teeth.