FML : Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted...

Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By madi / Friday 15 April 2011 19:13 / United States

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By PolBig123 | 0

#2355463 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:13

use an eye patch :D it works well to hide your eyes, AND you look like a pirate!! Arrrr!!

By mintcar | 9

#2355716 - Saturday 16 April 2011 1:18

You woke up one day to your vagina almost swollen shut?
Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.

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By sterlingarcher | 1

#2355421 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:10

what does your eye have to do with acne? lol

DavLynn | 4

#2355473 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:15

umm... it distracts from acne...

sterlingarcher | 1

#2355498 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:20

ohhhhh...

mintcar | 9

#2355667 - Saturday 16 April 2011 1:06

Wow 1, just wow.

Finn_the_human | 5

#2355713 - Saturday 16 April 2011 1:18

Sounds like someone farted on your pillow.

sterlingarcher | 1

#2355745 - Saturday 16 April 2011 1:24

oh yeah.. I read it wrong.. my bad.. lol

mintcar | 9

#2355759 - Saturday 16 April 2011 1:29

Out of curiosity, how /did/ you interpret the FML?

sterlingarcher | 1

#2355776 - Saturday 16 April 2011 1:31

I thought it said with 'one' eye your acne is barely noticeable or something like that. lol

By CheckMyProfile | 17

#2355440 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:12

ice cubes are miraculously effective while curing swollen eyes :)

By Mpsteve13 | 7

#2355445 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:12

that happened to my vagina once

mintcar | 9

#2355716 - Saturday 16 April 2011 1:18

You woke up one day to your vagina almost swollen shut?
Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.

mintcar | 9

#2355722 - Saturday 16 April 2011 1:18

You woke up one day to your vagina almost swollen shut?
Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.

JFloUnknown | 24

#2355809 - Saturday 16 April 2011 1:37

almost..but isn't

JFloUnknown | 24

#2355816 - Saturday 16 April 2011 1:37

almost..but isn't

Thabb | 0

#2356294 - Saturday 16 April 2011 6:10

Will I get a double post too?

twobig4u | 3

#2356833 - Saturday 16 April 2011 10:37

^bahaha!!!

Mpsteve13 | 7

#2358247 - Saturday 16 April 2011 17:32

oh yea I love the vaginas with teeth. it scratches my dick. and then the queef is like air conditioning

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2358375 - Saturday 16 April 2011 17:59

haha that's not weird at all......^^

By nerdytacos | 3

#2355447 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:12

haha

By IIRoxieII | 12

#2355459 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:13

what a great mum

By PolBig123 | 0

#2355463 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:13

use an eye patch :D it works well to hide your eyes, AND you look like a pirate!! Arrrr!!

By DavLynn | 4

#2355469 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:14

well if you like attention you'll get lots of questions

By shoecrazy | 5

#2355501 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:20

no offense but your moms messed up OP...

By HappyCynic | 0

#2355531 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:27

Injure your face, then your eye will be unnoticeable. Problem solved.

By skitzofreniks | 5

#2355537 - Saturday 16 April 2011 0:28

Two FML's in one! not only do you have a black eye, but acne as well, ZING!!

sterlingarcher | 1

#2355794 - Saturday 16 April 2011 1:34

boop...ZING... (archer) .. :)

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