Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
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sterlingarcher
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what does your eye have to do with acne? lol
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DavLynn
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umm... it distracts from acne...
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sterlingarcher
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ohhhhh...
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mintcar
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Wow 1, just wow.
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Finn_the_human
| 5
Sounds like someone farted on your pillow.
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sterlingarcher
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oh yeah.. I read it wrong.. my bad.. lol
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mintcar
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Out of curiosity, how /did/ you interpret the FML?
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sterlingarcher
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I thought it said with 'one' eye your acne is barely noticeable or something like that. lol
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CheckMyProfile
| 17
ice cubes are miraculously effective while curing swollen eyes :)
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Mpsteve13
| 7
that happened to my vagina once
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mintcar
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You woke up one day to your vagina almost swollen shut?
Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.
Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.
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mintcar
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You woke up one day to your vagina almost swollen shut?
Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.
Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.
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JFloUnknown
| 24
almost..but isn't
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JFloUnknown
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almost..but isn't
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Thabb
| 0
Will I get a double post too?
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twobig4u
| 3
^bahaha!!!
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Mpsteve13
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oh yea I love the vaginas with teeth. it scratches my dick. and then the queef is like air conditioning
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ImaWiseGuy
| 5
haha that's not weird at all......^^
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nerdytacos
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haha
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IIRoxieII
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what a great mum
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PolBig123
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use an eye patch :D it works well to hide your eyes, AND you look like a pirate!! Arrrr!!
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DavLynn
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well if you like attention you'll get lots of questions
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shoecrazy
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no offense but your moms messed up OP...
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HappyCynic
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Injure your face, then your eye will be unnoticeable. Problem solved.
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skitzofreniks
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Two FML's in one! not only do you have a black eye, but acne as well, ZING!!
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sterlingarcher
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boop...ZING... (archer) .. :)
Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.