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use an eye patch :D it works well to hide your eyes, AND you look like a pirate!! Arrrr!!

You woke up one day to your vagina almost swollen shut? Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.

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what does your eye have to do with acne? lol

umm... it distracts from acne...

Wow 1, just wow.

Sounds like someone farted on your pillow.

oh yeah.. I read it wrong.. my bad.. lol

Out of curiosity, how /did/ you interpret the FML?

I thought it said with 'one' eye your acne is barely noticeable or something like that. lol

ice cubes are miraculously effective while curing swollen eyes :)

that happened to my vagina once

You woke up one day to your vagina almost swollen shut? Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.

You woke up one day to your vagina almost swollen shut? Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.

almost..but isn't

almost..but isn't

Will I get a double post too?

oh yea I love the vaginas with teeth. it scratches my dick. and then the queef is like air conditioning

haha that's not weird at all......^^

what a great mum

use an eye patch :D it works well to hide your eyes, AND you look like a pirate!! Arrrr!!

well if you like attention you'll get lots of questions

no offense but your moms messed up OP...

Injure your face, then your eye will be unnoticeable. Problem solved.

Two FML's in one! not only do you have a black eye, but acne as well, ZING!!

boop...ZING... (archer) .. :)