By madi - 15/04/2011 19:13 - United States

Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
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use an eye patch :D it works well to hide your eyes, AND you look like a pirate!! Arrrr!!

mintcar 9

You woke up one day to your vagina almost swollen shut? Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.

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what does your eye have to do with acne? lol

umm... it distracts from acne...

mintcar 9

Wow 1, just wow.

Finn_the_human 5

Sounds like someone farted on your pillow.

oh yeah.. I read it wrong.. my bad.. lol

mintcar 9

Out of curiosity, how /did/ you interpret the FML?

I thought it said with 'one' eye your acne is barely noticeable or something like that. lol

ice cubes are miraculously effective while curing swollen eyes :)

that happened to my vagina once

mintcar 9

You woke up one day to your vagina almost swollen shut? Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.

mintcar 9

You woke up one day to your vagina almost swollen shut? Almost as scary as vagina with teeth.

JFloUnknown 24

almost..but isn't

JFloUnknown 24

almost..but isn't

Thabb 0

Will I get a double post too?

twobig4u 3

^bahaha!!!

oh yea I love the vaginas with teeth. it scratches my dick. and then the queef is like air conditioning

ImaWiseGuy 5

haha that's not weird at all......^^

nerdytacos 3

haha

what a great mum

use an eye patch :D it works well to hide your eyes, AND you look like a pirate!! Arrrr!!

well if you like attention you'll get lots of questions

no offense but your moms messed up OP...

HappyCynic 0

Injure your face, then your eye will be unnoticeable. Problem solved.

Two FML's in one! not only do you have a black eye, but acne as well, ZING!!

boop...ZING... (archer) .. :)