By Anonymous - 05/04/2012 01:41 - United States - Lindale

Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got Superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "New pirate" in the office. FML
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LaColombianita 26

That sounds very painful! But pirate isn't that bad of a nickname.. At least they didn't call you cyclops or something like that lol.

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The_Hitdude 12
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#1 That's probably the sound she made when she got the superglue in her eye! Don't you love irony?

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The_Hitdude 12
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#1 That's probably the sound he made when she got superglue in her eye! Don't you just love irony?

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Miss_Kristen 10
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I bet the old pirate is so happy to have you in the office now!

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iliketofu 6
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I really hope you're a girl.

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waresjake 3

Argh, I still love Yee OP

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j_cat187 19
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Yo ho a pirate tis thee, You are a pirate!!

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shanemaximo 7

The boss was probably impressed seeing what length you go to in order to really sell an excuse for being late.

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Wederoney 16
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Yohoho and a bottle of rum!

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RochelleRedvines 8

I wish I had an excuse to wear an eyepatch.

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mockingjaygirl16 8
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Oww!!!! that sounds really painful.

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LunaDragon 10

That's badass, I wish I could be pirate!

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LolUnlucky 12
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Put superglue in your eye :)

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TorturedXeno 27

Something good comes out of something bad.

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LaColombianita 26

That sounds very painful! But pirate isn't that bad of a nickname.. At least they didn't call you cyclops or something like that lol.

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Jkolbly 11
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For some reason this makes me think of spongebob.......

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skygirl_01 5

at least you're popular at your new job already? :)

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Jakesterk96 8

False poop.

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DirtyMike911 0
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I come to plunder all yer booty!

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Torva_fml 16

Just thought of buttsexpirate, lol. :)

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littlem91 29
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This has to be made up, how would you get the glue in your eye of all places? Fingers yes, eye no.

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dbt88 15

I wondered too. Sucks anyway but still wondering.

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littlem91 29
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To reword my moderated comment, I was wondering how somebody would get Superglue in their eye, as fingers seems normal, eye less so.

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j_cat187 19
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Dude what did you say?

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wittygirl 8
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You know you were late. Technically they can fire people for tardiness, at least that didn't happen. I'd prefer the eye issues and a nickname then no job.

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Senseless_487 29
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Most employers give some consideration for extenuating circumstances, and I think this one qualifies.

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