By Anonymous - 5/4/2012 01:41 - United States - Lindale
Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "new pirate" in the office. FML
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  TorturedXeno  |  27

Something good comes out of something bad.