First and lol

#1 That's probably the sound she made when she got the superglue in her eye! Don't you love irony?

#1 That's probably the sound he made when she got superglue in her eye! Don't you just love irony?

Arghhhhh

I bet the old pirate is so happy to have you in the office now!

I really hope you're a girl.

Argh, I still love Yee OP

Yo ho a pirate tis thee, You are a pirate!!

The boss was probably impressed seeing what length you go to in order to really sell an excuse for being late.

Yohoho and a bottle of rum!

I wish I had an excuse to wear an eyepatch.

Oww!!!! that sounds really painful.

That's badass, I wish I could be pirate!

Put superglue in your eye :)

Something good comes out of something bad.

That sounds very painful! But pirate isn't that bad of a nickname.. At least they didn't call you cyclops or something like that lol.

Or Bottomplops O'Stool. That's a pretty bad nickname too.

For some reason this makes me think of spongebob.......

Me too!!

at least you're popular at your new job already? :)

No shit

False poop.

EYE!!!!!!!

I come to plunder all yer booty!

Just thought of buttsexpirate, lol. :)

This has to be made up, how would you get the glue in your eye of all places? Fingers yes, eye no.

I wondered too. Sucks anyway but still wondering.

To reword my moderated comment, I was wondering how somebody would get Superglue in their eye, as fingers seems normal, eye less so.

Dude what did you say?

You know you were late. Technically they can fire people for tardiness, at least that didn't happen. I'd prefer the eye issues and a nickname then no job.

Most employers give some consideration for extenuating circumstances, and I think this one qualifies.

12 - So you want eye issues and a nickname... and after that you want to lose your job? Ambitious!