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chilearmy123
| 4
Arghhhhh
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LaColombianita
| 26
That sounds very painful! But pirate isn't that bad of a nickname.. At least they didn't call you cyclops or something like that lol.
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asselhoff
| 5
First and lol
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The_Hitdude
| 12
#1 That's probably the sound she made when she got the superglue in her eye! Don't you love irony?
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The_Hitdude
| 12
#1 That's probably the sound he made when she got superglue in her eye! Don't you just love irony?
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chilearmy123
| 4
Arghhhhh
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Miss_Kristen
| 10
I bet the old pirate is so happy to have you in the office now!
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iliketofu
| 6
I really hope you're a girl.
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waresjake
| 3
Argh, I still love Yee OP
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j_cat187
| 19
Yo ho a pirate tis thee,
You are a pirate!!
You are a pirate!!
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shanemaximo
| 7
The boss was probably impressed seeing what length you go to in order to really sell an excuse for being late.
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Wederoney
| 16
Yohoho and a bottle of rum!
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RochelleRedvines
| 8
I wish I had an excuse to wear an eyepatch.
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mockingjaygirl16
| 8
Oww!!!! that sounds really painful.
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LunaDragon
| 10
That's badass, I wish I could be pirate!
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LolUnlucky
| 12
Put superglue in your eye :)
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TorturedXeno
| 27
Something good comes out of something bad.
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LaColombianita
| 26
That sounds very painful! But pirate isn't that bad of a nickname.. At least they didn't call you cyclops or something like that lol.
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Jkolbly
| 11
For some reason this makes me think of spongebob.......
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on_the_flip_side
| 0
Me too!!
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skygirl_01
| 5
at least you're popular at your new job already? :)
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babe7260
| 30
No shit
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Jakesterk96
| 8
False poop.
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kakarot2
| 11
EYE!!!!!!!
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DirtyMike911
| 0
I come to plunder all yer booty!
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Torva_fml
| 16
Just thought of buttsexpirate, lol. :)
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littlem91
| 29
This has to be made up, how would you get the glue in your eye of all places? Fingers yes, eye no.
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dbt88
| 15
I wondered too. Sucks anyway but still wondering.
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littlem91
| 29
To reword my moderated comment, I was wondering how somebody would get Superglue in their eye, as fingers seems normal, eye less so.
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j_cat187
| 19
Dude what did you say?
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wittygirl
| 8
You know you were late. Technically they can fire people for tardiness, at least that didn't happen. I'd prefer the eye issues and a nickname then no job.
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Senseless_487
| 29
Most employers give some consideration for extenuating circumstances, and I think this one qualifies.
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