FML : Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my...

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Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "new pirate" in the office. FML

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By Anonymous / Thursday 5 April 2012 01:41 / United States - Lindale

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By chilearmy123 | 4

#4261794 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:05

Arghhhhh

By LaColombianita | 26

#4261815 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:08

That sounds very painful! But pirate isn't that bad of a nickname.. At least they didn't call you cyclops or something like that lol.

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By asselhoff | 5

#4261789 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:04

First and lol

The_Hitdude | 12

#4262208 - Thursday 5 April 2012 10:29

#1 That's probably the sound she made when she got the superglue in her eye! Don't you love irony?

The_Hitdude | 12

#4262210 - Thursday 5 April 2012 10:31

#1 That's probably the sound he made when she got superglue in her eye! Don't you just love irony?

By chilearmy123 | 4

#4261794 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:05

Arghhhhh

Miss_Kristen | 10

#4261847 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:13

I bet the old pirate is so happy to have you in the office now!

iliketofu | 6

#4261928 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:28

I really hope you're a girl.

waresjake | 3

#4261952 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:33

Argh, I still love Yee OP

j_cat187 | 19

#4261955 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:33

Yo ho a pirate tis thee,
You are a pirate!!

shanemaximo | 7

#4262138 - Thursday 5 April 2012 10:01

The boss was probably impressed seeing what length you go to in order to really sell an excuse for being late.

Wederoney | 16

#4263301 - Thursday 5 April 2012 19:33

Yohoho and a bottle of rum!

RochelleRedvines | 8

#4264122 - Thursday 5 April 2012 23:33

I wish I had an excuse to wear an eyepatch.

mockingjaygirl16 | 8

#4265046 - Friday 6 April 2012 4:54

Oww!!!! that sounds really painful.

By LunaDragon | 10

#4261798 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:05

That's badass, I wish I could be pirate!

LolUnlucky | 12

#4262145 - Thursday 5 April 2012 10:03

Put superglue in your eye :)

TorturedXeno | 27

#4263214 - Thursday 5 April 2012 18:45

Something good comes out of something bad.

By LaColombianita | 26

#4261815 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:08

That sounds very painful! But pirate isn't that bad of a nickname.. At least they didn't call you cyclops or something like that lol.

By Jkolbly | 11

#4261819 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:09

For some reason this makes me think of spongebob.......

on_the_flip_side | 0

#4276351 - Sunday 8 April 2012 18:19

Me too!!

By skygirl_01 | 5

#4261821 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:09

at least you're popular at your new job already? :)

babe7260 | 30

#4261997 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:45

No shit

Jakesterk96 | 8

#4263964 - Thursday 5 April 2012 22:31

False poop.

By kakarot2 | 11

#4261842 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:12

EYE!!!!!!!

By DirtyMike911 | 0

#4261843 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:13

I come to plunder all yer booty!

Torva_fml | 16

#4262723 - Thursday 5 April 2012 14:57

Just thought of buttsexpirate, lol. :)

By littlem91 | 29

#4261869 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:16

This has to be made up, how would you get the glue in your eye of all places? Fingers yes, eye no.

dbt88 | 15

#4261875 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:17

I wondered too. Sucks anyway but still wondering.

littlem91 | 29

#4261899 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:23

To reword my moderated comment, I was wondering how somebody would get Superglue in their eye, as fingers seems normal, eye less so.

j_cat187 | 19

#4261964 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:35

Dude what did you say?

By wittygirl | 8

#4261877 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:17

You know you were late. Technically they can fire people for tardiness, at least that didn't happen. I'd prefer the eye issues and a nickname then no job.

Senseless_487 | 29

#4261950 - Thursday 5 April 2012 8:32

Most employers give some consideration for extenuating circumstances, and I think this one qualifies.

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