Livin' la vida loca

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 08:01

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Today, I asked my husband what he wanted for his birthday, hinting that he could have anything sexual, and he asked me to… take the kids and visit my mother over the weekend, so he can have 48 hours totally alone, naked, drinking beer and playing his Xbox. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 029
You deserved it 781

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leogs23 24

I mean …. Is that so bad ?

What me and my fellow introverts know, alone time is under rated. Nothing clears the mind better.

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leogs23 24

I mean …. Is that so bad ?

you should give the birthday boy what he wants!

Doom_Kitty 10

Sounds perfect. Probably i'll wish the same this year :D

What me and my fellow introverts know, alone time is under rated. Nothing clears the mind better.

Well, I mean, naked, playing Xbox is kind of, sexual? Have you considered just going down on him, like a hornet teen, for his birthday? or maybe naked in the bed, ass up, face down, asking him to take you; however he wants? Sounds like there's some communication that needs to happen.

One issue with a good “gift” is it’s supposed to be what the receiver wants, not what would make the giver happy. You asked what he wanted - It sounds harmless, let him have it. Next time don’t ask if this makes you uncomfortable.

You should send over a private detective to verify he's playing on the Microsoft-branded game console and not with the "box" of the heretofore unidentified Miss X.

Weeeell, you DID ask...

I think it's a wonderful birthday present.

Wadlaen 21

Sounds like you found his kink...