By Anonymous - 27/7/2021 08:01

Livin' la vida loca

  Today, I asked my husband what he wanted for his birthday, hinting that he could have anything sexual, and he asked me to… take the kids and visit my mother over the weekend, so he can have 48 hours totally alone, naked, drinking beer and playing his Xbox. FML
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Well, I mean, naked, playing Xbox is kind of, sexual?

Have you considered just going down on him, like a hornet teen, for his birthday? or maybe naked in the bed, ass up, face down, asking him to take you; however he wants?

Sounds like there's some communication that needs to happen.

By  Chazzster  |  22

One issue with a good “gift” is it’s supposed to be what the receiver wants, not what would make the giver happy. You asked what he wanted - It sounds harmless, let him have it. Next time don’t ask if this makes you uncomfortable.