Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
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Nyolia
| 11
Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
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asianpandabear
| 0
That's gonna be one awkward phone call.
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Nyolia
| 11
Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
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SNL
| 2
Lolz! Ikr such a fail. x)
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fanceh
| 10
at least your mom won't be lonely.
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Jvr91
| 8
That's nice to give your mom a hook up
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
Drunk you: hehe, I'll give him my moms number, he'll be like, she got older hehehe
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linstar
| 13
Maybe you were subconsciously cock-blocking yourself. Or maybe you are one hell of a wing man for ya mum.
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zachherbert
| 10
This is the real eHarmony.
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Mandy0325
| 1
surprised you remembered..
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DrIDGAF
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Your Mom just evolved into a Cougar! Would you like to give it a nickname?
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mikelust1977
| 7
you need to go to AA
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andy_l
| 14
She gave it to grandma who now, has a 30-year-old boy toy.
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Jaimegirl
| 7
I'm not so sure he would actually be really cute if you drunk enough that you didn't remember to give him your own phone number...
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Keyman1212
| 14
Can anyone say Threesome? Possible foursome if Granny wants any...
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SherryA
| 15
Hahaha. That would be pretty nasty :P
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Keyman1212
| 14
To you maybe (;
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
-70 I guess if that's ALL you'd go for in Texas. Try Vegas family reunion's.
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Brool_Story_Co
| 17
66- Why the Fuck would you want a threesome with your mom?
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SherryA
| 15
Yuck.. Just the though of my mother (who has like triple Ds) and my grandmother (who is on a breathing machine) participating in intercourse with me just seems.... Gross...
Thanks for the visual though. Not.
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Thanks for the visual though. Not.
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cuervoDpoe
| 3
what exactly does the Z in LOL stand for? Last i checked LOL was an acronym . . . and the Z isn't cute
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teeny54
| 10
haha thats so awesome you made a pokemon reference it took me a second to realize why it sounded famliar
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juicedboi
| 7
I am waiting for the guy to write an FML when he meets up with her. Although depending on your mum, he may start MyLifeIsFuckingAmazing.com
77- I dunno you would be surprised what could excite you
77- I dunno you would be surprised what could excite you
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Friaza
| 29
Who said her mum was single?
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thebombdotcom44
| 6
Uhm are you sure he was really cute? Or was that just cause you were drunk...?
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asianpandabear
| 0
That's gonna be one awkward phone call.
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lmfaoooooooooo
| 4
Tell her it's her birthday gift
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EvilPotato
| 14
I can see it now OP goes to the bar and see's her mom belly dancing with the guy.
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confusey
| 2
Well maybe he wasn't that cute anyways.. you were drunk afterall.
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Nhanzter
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Vagina boob.
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Tomatobee
| 4
Wow, that didn't take long to get moderated at all! Impressive, mods, veerrry impressive.
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Tomatobee
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Ehh. He was probably old and creepy anyway. You were just too drunk to tell.
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aFatFuck
| 0
So he will be a perfect fit for her mom? FML turned into a FTW
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Max24KB
| 0
damn lol I read your bio thing and you should be on a do saques(?) superbowl commercial hahaha most interesting woman ever lmfao
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ghm1234
| 0
His comment made me look ^.^ how the hell do you play ice ice baby on wine glasses!
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techweed
| 12
She must have been like "I got a phone call from a guy saying he wants to talk to that drunk bitch he met at the club, what do you know about that?"
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Rico_Mal1116
| 0
Dayum! Next time try not to get so drunk, and at least nothing worse happen.
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JaykeXD
| 9
"what do u mean ur a 36 year old married woman?! Damn I gotta lay off the booze"
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JenDanielle917
| 13
36? with a 21+ year old? WTF.
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JaykeXD
| 9
well its a mom...
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asianpandabear
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-10 actually the drinking age is lower in canada. not sure about ontario but it's around 19 or something. but yea...that's still a young age to have a kid
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RandomHavoc1
| 13
18 I think. Google, my friends. :D
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JenDanielle917
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Have fun explaining that to your mother.
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mexicotoucher
| 7
Pretend it's a gift for your mother.
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AcidLacedBong
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Hey at least ur moms gonna get some good dick!! Maybe u can tag team it!!
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bananabuttercup
| 8
It is weird beyond belief that you actually typed those words. How could you not be disgusted by yourself?
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danielreader22
| 4
I guess when your name is 'AcidLacedBong,' that's to be expected.
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koe4
| 0
and thats just last week...
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cuervoDpoe
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@47 AGREED
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AcidLacedBong
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Wow people it's called a joke.... FYL for not seeing that
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SherryA
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Well obviously nobody likes your joke.
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Most_Dope
| 0
Bad joke is bad.
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dreawlkr523
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Watch he starts dating your mom.