Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML
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Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML
Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML
Today, I came home to my 60-something year-old father, stoned off his ass, buck naked in our living room, doing a spirited rendition of "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" with an Australian accent and a tambourine. The windows were open. The poor neighborhood children will most likely need therapy. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, we all got together and showed Dad, with evidence from our ring doorbell and our phone recordings, that I’m the only one he shouts at, yet with everyone else he controls his temper perfectly. The end result? He sent everyone out so he could yell at me about violating his privacy. FML
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Top comments
junkman6 22
Father's Day gift, Sesame Streets sing along greatest hits!
greekk 21
he got defensive! Don't be to mad at him!
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Comments (47)
kenleybunch 15
Guilty pleasures. We all got 'em.
awilliams44 9
that's cute
olpally 32
He's not too bright, is he? Lol. Weirdo.
Kamon97 23
So are you
cakefete2 30
Your dad rocks.
0ss 12
Should get him a tickle me elmo for father's day.
Andoria 16
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
telli164 30
Who doesn't like Sesame Street :P
ileenefudge 29
I would have laughed and sang along but maybe that's just me. Besides there is nothing wrong with shows like that for adults. Even if I wasn't a mom I would still watch cartoons and shows like Reading Rainbow just for the memories. Kids shows today are crap compared to what we used to have. Hell, I still love pokemon and I'm almost 22. But not the new episodes only the classics.
TallMist 32
Genwunners! D:<
leary96 15
I sing along whenever I hear it #guiltypleasures
it__happens 17
Sesame Street is creepy