Today, I took a coach bus to travel to New York. Along the way,...

By natalie_sarantos - United States - Marshfield

Today, I took a coach bus to travel to New York. Along the way, the bus stopped at Burger King and I went out to buy some food. When I got back, I couldn't find the bus. It left without me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

21711

You deserved it

3394

Favorite

Transportation

Innocent

Lobbied

Thanks for the heads up

By InnocenceBlue

Today, the boss's arrogant son thought it necessary to demonstrate how to use a hole punch while explaining slowly how he wanted things punched. I have worked admin for years, and I'm the contracts admin, not his PA. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1538

You deserved it

107

Favorite

By Taylor - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

I agree, your life sucks

29760

You deserved it

2132

Favorite

By Raprotcommander - United States

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

I agree, your life sucks

12255

You deserved it

54190

Favorite

By anonymous - Ireland

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

23322

You deserved it

6685

Favorite

By whovian221b - United States

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

25828

You deserved it

2114

Favorite

By Nochnoii - Belgium

Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML

I agree, your life sucks

31552

You deserved it

13165

Favorite

By me - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

I agree, your life sucks

40521

You deserved it

8430

Favorite

By Maddy - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

I agree, your life sucks

34012

You deserved it

4969

Favorite

By rnw - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

12011

You deserved it

2029

Favorite

By Insomnia

Today, while trying to sleep after a night shift, workers came to hook up city sewage service, firing up drills and shouting. An hour later, my child woke me up to tattle on her sister. Just as I was drifting to sleep yet again, the smoke alarm battery started chirping. I give up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

2221

You deserved it

173

Favorite

By yellow_sunflowers101 - United States

Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks

76341

You deserved it

4836

Favorite

By XxtentaculonxX - United Kingdom - Oban

Today, I was chatting to a friend on Facebook about girls, and why we're single. We somehow ended up admitting to one another that we'd never get girlfriends, finding out that we both like hentai porn, and trading info on Japanese sex toys. FML

I agree, your life sucks

10729

You deserved it

32243

Favorite

By Dude - Singapore

Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks

32537

You deserved it

4137

Favorite

By addictedtofml - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

77245

You deserved it

19769

Favorite

By Anonymous - 10/3/2020 02:00 - Netherlands - Bergeyk

Cheap-ass lying bro-bro!

Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1724

You deserved it

154

Favorite

By CBM2012 - United States

Today, My roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

29434

You deserved it

3609

Favorite

By Anonymus - 31/1/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Money first

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1791

You deserved it

301

Favorite

By motheroftwo - Norway

Today, while standing by the kitchen window I noticed a mouse running across our lawn on top of the snow. I called my two daughters to come see it, but by the time they got to the window a hawk was shredding the poor thing to pieces. My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks

33530

You deserved it

6644

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was messing around with my boyfriend, trying to get him to tell me he loved me more than KISS, his favorite band. He couldn't do it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

28009

You deserved it

11901

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States - Edinburg

Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

2964

You deserved it

192

Favorite

By Iamsosorry - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, at my work in a call centre, a man called up on a very quiet line to report a car accident on his father's behalf because his father was deaf. I asked him to ask his dad if he was OK after the accident. I'd misheard him and he had said "dead", not "deaf". He started crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks

32328

You deserved it

4107

Favorite

By Just_do_it_17 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks

40890

You deserved it

8041

Favorite

By ManInPain - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks

42016

You deserved it

4893

Favorite

By Anonymous - 15/6/2020 08:09

So wrong

Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1723

You deserved it

192

Favorite

By blondessdoll - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

13709

You deserved it

1088

Favorite

By highlydisgusted - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

52402

You deserved it

4699

Favorite

By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Paignton

Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitness warehouse I work at. Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd like me to order it for him. His reply? "Nah. I only had a go on it 'cause it looked like fun. Hey, but you could order one for yourself, huh, chubs?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

44792

You deserved it

5284

Favorite

By my first job - Canada - Westerose

Today, after working for 12 hours in the cold rain on muddy terrain, my coordinator drove down a hill and didn't come back. I was stuck in the middle of nowhere, forced to walk two hours uphill back to HQ to find him there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

18069

You deserved it

1154

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States - Deatsville

Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker, who's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully and threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has "assburger's" and that the company would get sued if we fired him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

34883

You deserved it

3476

Favorite

By Anonymous

Today, while trying to hold the door open on an elevator, I managed to drop something down the elevator shaft. I'm blind, and the something was my white cane. FML

I agree, your life sucks

3356

You deserved it

188

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States - Orlando

Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML

I agree, your life sucks

18431

You deserved it

1720

Favorite

By mala_19 - 19/9/2020 14:02 - Sweden

The joy of newborn babies

Today, after I, my fiance, and the doctors tried all day to get my son to eat for more than just three minutes straight, he decided to eat for thirty minutes straight in the middle of the night when I just wanted to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

953

You deserved it

200

Favorite

By :( - United States - Hilton Head Island

Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks

43795

You deserved it

4020

Favorite

By Anonymous - 17/8/2020 20:00

I keep mine hidden

Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1520

You deserved it

Favorite

By HWS - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

35190

You deserved it

7755

Favorite

By caitiexob - United States

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

45169

You deserved it

2599

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a UTI. After, taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML

I agree, your life sucks

33100

You deserved it

4517

Favorite

By Smashed - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon". FML

I agree, your life sucks

33375

You deserved it

2588

Favorite

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML

I agree, your life sucks

29114

You deserved it

3561

Favorite

By Anonymous - 19/6/2020 23:55

Hot hot hot

Today, my AC stopped working and I have no money. I live in Phoenix, Arizona. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1425

You deserved it

135

Favorite

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By False_Stupidity | 41

#6491745 - Wednesday 23 December 2015 11:07

Was it meant to be a food stop?
Did you tell the driver that you were getting food and would be back?
Was the line at Burger King so long that the driver assumed you had been kidnapped and gave up?

By orios105 | 18

#6491748 - Wednesday 23 December 2015 11:09

Those 10 pc chicken nuggets for $1.49 are to blame. That offer was just too darn irresistible you missed your bus. that sucks. lol.

COMMENTS

By Daniven36 | 12

#6491736 - Wednesday 23 December 2015 10:58

Look on the bright side.... You have food!

razzledazzle21 | 23

#6492419 - Thursday 24 December 2015 4:54

But on the downside it's Burger King.

By Mathalamus | 24

#6491739 - Wednesday 23 December 2015 11:03

So... Is that normal? Or not? Sorry...

By iwanttogotoparis | 26

#6491741 - Wednesday 23 December 2015 11:05

This sounds like a soap opera

By MichaelDeSanta | 20

#6491742 - Wednesday 23 December 2015 11:05

I guess they wouldn't let you have it your way.

By puppie406 | 23

#6491744 - Wednesday 23 December 2015 11:07

Apologies on being the first person to click ydi. The urge was just so goddamn strong. On the other hand, though, I don't even know what a coach bus is.

Rkikkas9713 | 25

#6491759 - Wednesday 23 December 2015 11:21

Apologies on being the first person to down vote you. The temptation was just too much to resist.

chuka81 | 27

#6491775 - Wednesday 23 December 2015 12:07

9, I'm pretty sure I down voted him weigh earlier than anybody else.

Railroader | 16

#6491880 - Wednesday 23 December 2015 15:54

12 that isn't the point, and this isn't a bloody contest

By False_Stupidity | 41

#6491745 - Wednesday 23 December 2015 11:07

Was it meant to be a food stop?
Did you tell the driver that you were getting food and would be back?
Was the line at Burger King so long that the driver assumed you had been kidnapped and gave up?