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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 23:07 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML

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By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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Lost

By James - 12/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Cirencester

Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML

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Legged it

By poserpilot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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By NOOOOOO - 16/08/2015 23:18 - United States

Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML

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Party girl

By not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By thefrightening1 - 05/09/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United Kingdom

Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

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ajh1800 25

Wednesday 24 July 2019 6:12

What did you do to get kicked out under such conditions? Do you not have a phone to be able to call an uber?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 July 2019 6:16

I’m guessing alcohol was involved. You might want to check into AA. Walking in the rain in your stocking feet seems like the road to rock bottom.

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ajh1800 25

Wednesday 24 July 2019 6:12

What did you do to get kicked out under such conditions? Do you not have a phone to be able to call an uber?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 July 2019 6:16

I’m guessing alcohol was involved. You might want to check into AA. Walking in the rain in your stocking feet seems like the road to rock bottom.

dancingcats 5

Friday 26 July 2019 2:14

considering it says op was kicked out of a party. its kinda self explanatory that alcohol would be involved.... so dumb

RichardPencil 30

Friday 26 July 2019 2:28

I’m implying more than small amounts of alcohol were imbibed.

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 24 July 2019 7:50

I sure as hell wouldn't leave w/o at least a pair of the host's shoes (who chose whom to invite - incl. apparently a thief) nor would I ever walk home in the rain ESP. for an hour - sober or otherwise. Sorry, but YDI.

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 24 July 2019 7:51

alycion 38

Wednesday 24 July 2019 9:34

This has so much missing info. It’s like we only were told the punchline, which makes no sense without the joke.

Sarah Yamabo 15

Wednesday 24 July 2019 11:56

Can’t believe this happened in Canada

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 24 July 2019 16:27

Could you not have asked to borrow shoes? Or what about taking your socks off? Or, and I know it'd make you look like a crazy homeless person, but you could have tied baggies around your feet, and walked home like that.