Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
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marcantonia 0

Lack of your fingerprints on the knife should show that you're innocent. I mean, it sucks. But at least they won't be lasting charges. :)

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sumdoode123 0

i never get why some people put YDI. There is no way that this person deserves it. So yeah. FYL.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

I guess the mugger forgot that your fingerprints wouldn't be found anywhere on the knife. Ah well, hopefully he'll bleed out. One less worthless douche in the world.

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perdix 29

Nice try, O. J. Just like Nicole and Ron were juggling knives, they saw you and suddenly fell on them. It worked once, but not this time.

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RubixMonkey 0

He was making a manjina. He tucks it in his ass to be more aerodynamic.

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Ramos808 29

Why did Perdix get banned?

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Sickillsells 0

WTF take that fool to court, you don't want assault with a deadly weapon on your record.

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chowyuk 0

the old stab someone then run and say you were mugged trick

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gummibehrs 4

Find him and run him through with the knife. Earn the hate.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

one: your fingerprints are not on the knife. two: you were nowhere near the scene. three: you dont have any blood on you nor your clothing. four: forensic evidence will prove the way he was stabbed. yes annoying, but it wont go anywhere.

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n8equalsd 0

Today, I was trying to mug a man. I accidentally slipped and stabbed myself. FML

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Snowlight_fml 7

Look on the bright side - because of you, he got a knife through the stomach. You managed to stab a thug without even touching the blade! Gratz!

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supermike1123 0

u cant go to jail. 1, a knife wund would require blood. 2 if he fell, i would assume on his stomach, you cannot stab from under and have no blood on you (also the angle) 3. FINGERPRINTS

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