Merry Xmas from the 15th Precinct!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2021 23:01

Today, some guy tried to rob me and I accidentally made him stab himself with his own knife. Now he gets a comfy ride to hospital, while I get to sit across from this grumpy desk sergeant, waiting for a lawyer to explain that I'm actually the victim in this scenario. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 252
You deserved it 70

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Too bad you used the word "accidentally" there. If you purposely made the mugger stab himself, we'd think you're a bad-ass superhero, instead of a lucky klutz.

How comfy can a ride to the hospital with a self inflicted stab wound be?

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How comfy can a ride to the hospital with a self inflicted stab wound be?

Too bad you used the word "accidentally" there. If you purposely made the mugger stab himself, we'd think you're a bad-ass superhero, instead of a lucky klutz.

Hopefully this is the last time the mugger tries to rob anyone. I hope everything goes well for you.