Embarrassing and Work: Leave me be

Leave me be

By hipster glasses - 16/08/2013 11:08 - United States

Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

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By NoHipster - 03/06/2020 05:02

Today, while I was waiting for a bus, a nutjob-looking dude walked up to me, then hissed, "You hipster scum, you don't even need those glasses," before forcibly removing them and snapping them in half. I was wearing regular clothes, and those prescription glasses cost me $500. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 17:01 - Netherlands

Today, my wife and I went shopping for new glasses at a local store, but we didn't really get to actually buying one. On our way back, she warned me that my glasses of choice should in no way be 'those big arty ones'. When I asked her why not, she told me that I 'look gay enough already'. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 21:59 - United States - Morganville

Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 06:54

Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML

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By idiocy Trumps reason - 10/08/2016 15:32 - United States - Mission

Today, a customer made a huge scene at work because all of our reading glasses are made in China, and apparently any "moral" person should be repulsed by that. FML

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By Red-cheeked - 18/05/2011 13:08

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

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By ladyofzanarkand - 20/05/2020 20:00

Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML

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By LoadingMeows - 23/09/2016 01:17 - United States

Today, I was written up. Too many customers complained that I don't wear makeup or do my hair. I got written up for being ugly. FML

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By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

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By whateven - 08/01/2013 17:45 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Friday 16 August 2013 16:11

He deserved some fox paws in the face for being so rude.

badluckross 21

Friday 16 August 2013 16:11

Wow.. Some people are just too rude and ignorant.

Comments

amy6703 6

Friday 16 August 2013 16:15

What a jerk. People these days are idiots. Karma will get them

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 16 August 2013 16:15

Why the hell would someone feel the need to comment on another persons choice of eye wear? Talk about a fox ass.

Trooth 13

Friday 16 August 2013 16:15

They're just jealous that they can't stay with the times

perdix 29

Friday 16 August 2013 16:17

It would be worse if your glasses were NOT prescription. Maybe they don't know how to pronounce French words, but they do recognize a fashion fad that's fading in the rearview mirror.

HouseElf 13

Friday 16 August 2013 16:36

it's actually pronounced as 'fox piss'.

perdix 29

Friday 16 August 2013 18:39

#23, no. I have a B.S. in French and the correct pronunciation is: GULL-uh-bull. :)

DocktarNick 9

Friday 16 August 2013 16:18

Like he has any right to insult your choice of eyewear anyways. Seems like he's the one who made the fuax pas here

Life_is_FML 22

Friday 16 August 2013 16:22

Even if you were wearing stupid hipster glasses when you didn't need them, you still shouldn't be an ass like that. Well you know the bitch is obviously an idiot, so joke's on her

NatalieOntheTram 11

Friday 16 August 2013 16:24

It's none of her business what kind of glasses you wear. She's just trying to feel smart by using words she doesn't know the pronunciation of. I swear, it's always dumb people who think they're so superior and intelligent. I once had a woman bitch me out for wearing an orange scrunchy in my hair.

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 16 August 2013 19:20

If there were giraffes nearby, I cam certainly understand that.

ipman737 18

Friday 16 August 2013 16:29

It's actually faut pas

Opheliae 22

Friday 16 August 2013 16:41

That's a French phrase and not the same thing.

vewwe 20

Friday 16 August 2013 21:02

But the saying comes from the french sentence "Il ne faut pas" which basically means "one shouldn't" or "one can't". So yes it is the same thing!

fierystage 8

Sunday 18 August 2013 19:29

Nope. "faux pas" is French for "false step."

Opheliae 22

Sunday 18 August 2013 20:00

"Faux pas" strictly means a social blunder in the English language only. For the French, the equivalent word would be "gaffe." The full phrase using "faut pas" means "one must not" and is not the same thing.