Clothes, Shopping and Anger issues: Bigmouth strikes again

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 21:59 - United States - Morganville

Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML

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You deserved it 2 971

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By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 814

You deserved it 5 351

By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 039

You deserved it 369

Wait, what?

By HereToLaughAtU - 18/11/2014 04:16 - United States - Des Moines

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

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You deserved it 4 810

By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 569

You deserved it 6 044

By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 026

You deserved it 25 347

Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 434

You deserved it 6 823

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 856

You deserved it 80 616

By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 977

You deserved it 10 362

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 563

You deserved it 3 535

Pennies From Heaven

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 04:02

Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML

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You deserved it 627

Sdog 6

Tuesday 1 March 2022 5:48

Your blouse may not be ugly, but your personality is.

slhiggx 17

Tuesday 1 March 2022 6:31

You sound like an asshoe. Not someone who is self conscious just someone who is too prideful.

Comments

poopface82 19

Tuesday 1 March 2022 5:42

What did you expect to accomplish by screaming at a store employee? I can’t think of a single situation where that’s a good idea.

Sdog 6

Tuesday 1 March 2022 5:48

Your blouse may not be ugly, but your personality is.

slhiggx 17

Tuesday 1 March 2022 6:31

You sound like an asshoe. Not someone who is self conscious just someone who is too prideful.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 March 2022 6:41

Maybe you should wear the ugly blouse with your nice thongs, Porky. People these days need to get their hearing checked.

poopface82 19

Tuesday 1 March 2022 6:51

Don’t you have a cat to discipline?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 March 2022 6:58

Do I have a cab to whistle in? What the hell?!?!

wysegirl 24

Tuesday 1 March 2022 23:16

That poor cashier. Hers would be an FML not yours.

1known 30

Wednesday 2 March 2022 8:08

The chances you meet the same cashier in two months are thin. But work on yourself to be less self-conscious (at least you know you are), and less yelling.

JasonThorn 20

Friday 4 March 2022 5:00

I think the kicker was at the end. "That's ANOTHER store I can't go back to." So, that suggests she does this enough times to be kicked out of MULTIPLE stores...