Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
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Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
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holllla_fml 3
Maybe you shouldn't be a lame prissie then.
ganjaranja 10
Hahaha wonder what Granny was like when you were growing up.
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Comments (112)
moop256 10
awww fudge mr's :(
Colonel_Lexi 18
******* kids these days curse too damn much, I blame the ******* media for thier ******* filthy mouths. Shit.
blacksswan 10
Speak for yourself. 0_0 now I know where they learn it from.
twilightluvr101 4
Im pretty sure she's joking 74 so chill
Colonel_Lexi 18
108- you're right. I failed miserably though. I'll go sit the the corner of shame now. ._.
loller27 6
no bueno.
rubberduckie94 13
She played the grandma card on you. She gets to let the kids do anything. She should not have called you that though so fyl
bubo_fml 11
My Grandmother taught me how to swear & I'm fukkin' proud of it!
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Takes one to know one.
apbunome1 0
Thumbs up 4 perfect timing
cheesecakex 5
I think it's good to lay some boundries for children nowadays. The younger ones in my school have no respect at all and mouth off like there's no tomorrow. Saddens me to think it might be because of their upbringing; I remember when it was considered bad to say 'hell' when you were younger...
kittySplash 0
Funny. But also mean
constipatedlady 0
My mom wouldn't let me say shit either, now look at me! YDI
kodyrsswanson 6
Exactly the point.
paradiseisland01 0
Tell your husband and tell him what does he think? And then tell him how you feel about it! Good luck .