By jjs51 - 23/01/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 287
You deserved it 3 881

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Aww that's just nasty

KeannaLove 32

She is way to comfortable around you guys lol.


Aww that's just nasty

ShroomsOnAcid 16

I've actually done that myself, but in my defense I wasn't around family and I was half asleep and didn't realize what I was doing. Well, not until I heard the laughter anyhow. Sounds like OP's sister was perfectly aware, though. FYL, but try not to think about it too much and just laugh about it.

ShroomsOnAcid, I don't think I could ever laugh about it, or even look at them in the eyes for a loong time if any of my family members played with themselves sitting right next to me..

ShroomsOnAcid 16

50, I would find it quite awkward and weird as well, but you don't have to let it scar you for life. Life is much better when you learn not to sweat the small things.

38: cool story bro.

65-That didn't go how you planned, huh? Btw can I have some cash.... Please.

38 - good one :)

You should've stared her dead in the eyes the whole time

That's awesome.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

What can I say, 79, my hand just migrated to my nether regions all by itself. My subconscious betrayed the part of me that will regret ever falling asleep in a car full of people. It's best to just make light of the situation, I think.

DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

That's naaaasty (Cleveland voice)

103 - Aww, how emburrassing!!

I don't understand why the sister couldn't have waited until they got home? Was she like, "I WANT IT NOW" ?

Ur sister needs to talk to a nice man with a large white coat and syringe...

hurtandabused 7

How old was his sister?! If she's little then shes probably just exploring that stage of development which would be natural.

GovernorGeneral 8

127 - its not like she has a mental problem. -.-

GovernorGeneral 8

She just made the simple mistake of doing that in the wrong place at the wrong time.

How the the hell can someone ********** with a family member present at the car!?!?! I would be COMPLETELY turned off and boner killed to even think about it

GreenAppleDP 0

I agree with 141. If the sister is a small child, it's really not her fault and most likely doesn't know any better. However, if the sister is a teenager or older, she might want to reconsider the proper time and place for all that.

Sorry but I just thought since she's in a car with other people it be a little weird....

I would have taken the coat off and been like, "Whatcha doin there?!". But then again, that is harsh.. This could go many ways.

EW 187! Why the **** would you want to see your sister playing with herself?!

obviously to embarrass her, not to watch (i hope)

GovernorGeneral 8

148- DEATH NOTE !!!!!!!!! I looove death note!! :DD

namasteyourface 2

seriously can understand that shit happening! when you're half asleep at least....ok at most not at least!

203- calm the **** down. 230- yes, obviously to embarrass her. Idiots.

levibarks 5

'Embarrassing' Dumbass

Yea.... When I read it I imagined her like 18 19 lol

Mmmmm... me too!

BexRae 1

hahahaha aaahahahaha ahahaha

I so woulda said something and embarrassed the **** out of her.

Not ew she did it. Well yea because it was her sister. But ew because the car smelt of an unwashed fisherman. HAAAYO.

You've clearly never been with a girl if you think it smells like fish down there :)

Unless every girl 54 has been with is a dirty hoe.

madz5758 10

I think op is a guy..?

I guess there's a lot 54 is oblivious to.

#82 didn't realize till you pointed it out. I think it made it 10 times worse.

In the car... Probably a new low for her. I hope so because imagine what's worse, at the mall?

Wincest! :D but really, you should've said something.

Ah yes Wincest, the game the whole family can play!

This has happened to me way more than I want to admit, it's not easy to say something... And when you do, they'll most likely just deny it.

csickcman 11

47 One way to start the conversation could be, "Need help, sis?"

83, we'd be both too excited to think straight... Thanks! I'll try it!

leogirl95 12

Shoulda been like "MOM she's masturbating!!!"

TunechiXXL 0

I don't know how you could "pretend" to not notice for 30 minutes?! WTF OP?! You liked it?

Wincest indeed. Epic wincest would have been joining in.... or taking over

Should have looked her straight in the eye and asked her if she wanted some cream for that itch.

I literally laughed out loud at your comment 189 :D

Pretend to be genuinely naive. "Wow, sis, you must be really good at Angry Birds if you don't even have to look!"

Cathos 3

totally should have called her out on it

flockz 19

or just gave her a dead eye stare while she was doing it.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Somehow, gazing into my sister's eyes while she's touching herself doesn't seem like the best idea to me, 41.

You should've stared at her in the eyes, the proceeded to play with yourself.

OP, thats ******* nasty, get a room.

75 I think somebody misread the FML.

#70, that would be wrong on multiple levels.

Totally meant to say that to the sister lol...

KeannaLove 32

She is way to comfortable around you guys lol.

What do you do when you just can't wait?

aruam365 24

I'm wondering if OP wasn't mistaken and that the sister may have been doing something else with her hands (like absentmindedly fidgeting her hands) under the coat causing the appearance of her touching herself.

#5, Or she just didn't care.

It's ******* filth, that's what it is.

aisthecoolest 8

I agree with 241 :D

Hello... My name is Daniel and you, my dear are very cute !

Lmao it's "*******" filth said from a commenter with a filthy mouth lolllllll

biznezz 0

How do you know she wasn't doing anything else?

It was probably very obvious. He probably wouldn't have said she was if he wasn't sure.

13, Ah yes because as we know this individual is of strong moral character and wouldn't possibly make such a comment without being 100% sure it was true. Why if he did that then his name wouldn't be jjs51!

286- please.. Just shut up. I had to read your comment about 5 times to somewhat understand it.

Almighty_Chris97 6

287 - damn I accidentally thumbed you up. I quit FML.

Haha it's all right at least we all know what your intentions really were now. Haha

I have no words to describe how hot (but in this case disturbing) that is... I'm sorry. The best thing to do is pretend you're asleep so you can't see her.

Asleep?? Driving??? Yeah, that will stop her...

102- You Sir/Ma'am are stupid.

teamjacob21 0

Your filthy man

Actually I kinda agree with what he is saying haha

bizarre_ftw 21

Okay, question: Why do guys find the idea of girls masturbating so hot? It doesn't work the other way around

332: The only way I can think of to answer that would be: guys are weird.

Guys find almost anything like that attractive/turn-on ish. Plus we are messed up :]

Idk, it's in our dna. We need to reproduce, so men are much more easily sexually stimulated than women! ;)

Anyone smell fish???

hthelittleone 10

Ahahaha ewww

Inheritance 10

Brother: When did we get Long John Silvers? Mom: What are you talking about? Brother: It smells like fish back here! Mom: *turns around* WTH!

If you think girls smell like fish down there you're wrong lol, unless they are not very hygienic or just dirty ****** haha

elite_stoner 0

^not being clean would be the point there ^

Well if she is playing with herself in a car with her family she is most likely a *****

You should have asked her what she was doing. She probably would have gotten embarrassed and never do it again.. If she thinks she got away with it once. She will most definitely try to do it again. Hope you can clear all the nasty thoughts from your head OP.

wolfshadow 4

Nasty thoughts about his sister? :L

If op's sister is pretty young, its honestly normal for young children to do stuff like that since they are just beginning to discover their bodies and don't yet understand that it is inappropriate to do things like that in public places. It's obviously still uncomfortable to be around though.

bizarre_ftw 21

But a young child that didn't know any better wouldn't have enough sense, or for that matter reason, to put a coat over her lap

That's exactly why you ask her what she is doing, so you can let her know that's not appropriate. It would be better if we knew how old OPs sister is to see if she knows better or not.

Hopefully her coat is absorbent...

KRS_13 0

Or water proof. Wouldn't wanna soil a perfectly good coat!

Soil? I would buy her coat from her if I had the chance

Now THATS creepy as ****

bizarre_ftw 21

^it's the Internet, of course not (all the same, that's still ******* creepy)

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