Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML
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badass243
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he needs a McChillthefuckout
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K_kanaka
| 26
RUN MOTHAFUCKA RUN!!!
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K_kanaka
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RUN MOTHAFUCKA RUN!!!
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kalixzo
| 11
I'm adding this to my favorites!
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imustbeinsane
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Hey he just wanted some spare change. Who better than Obama?
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blobs1907
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Guess your the egg mcmuffin of his alcohol experiences ;)
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Pentium_4
| 26
ahhhh good old alcohol
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xbrit551
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Funny shit
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somebody_special
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this too funny to b true but its f*ckin hilarious
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badass243
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he needs a McChillthefuckout
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michaelscott23
| 7
I can see why he'd want to attack Obama though.
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GreenAppleDP
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I wouldn't say attacking the President is a good idea, nor is there a good reason for it. He's doing the best he can to turn shit around, after the way Dumbo left it.. It's not Obama's fault. I do however accept the fact that there hasn't been a good president since Clinton.
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Dusty_Busters
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Ha...
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LookOnBrightSide
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3-Is that still on the dollar menu? I hope everybody in Congress gets some of that. We'd be having less problems if they did.
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desireev
| 17
12- People say that I'm crazy when I say that Clinton was the last good president in office!
I fully agree with you!!
I fully agree with you!!
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GreenAppleDP
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For whatever reason his incident in office made him pretty unpopular. Apparently having marriage problems is far worse than being a coke head or an alcoholic. Whatever. If Hillary would run for office again, and be voted in, I think we would all be in luck. - Not just saying that because I'm a girl.
If you're a Clinton fan, you should go to Arkansas and visit the Clinton Library. It's fantastic! He actually has a suite on the top floor that he will go and visit on occassions.
If you're a Clinton fan, you should go to Arkansas and visit the Clinton Library. It's fantastic! He actually has a suite on the top floor that he will go and visit on occassions.
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pm_sky
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Your comment :should have recorded that with your phone...rotfl
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GreenAppleDP
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You have really got to get rid of that "your comment:" at the beginning of your comments.
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jmalaer
| 5
Yeah, you're right mr no real picture of self and no age on profile, her one eye, nose, and lips are incredibly cute. You look like a creep.
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ChronicBluntz420
| 7
He just called her cute, calm down.^
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
It's annoying though. PM that shit!
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killatoro
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Crazy homeless person must be colored blind
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JeanVaJean
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Probably, gender blind too.
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Michael_92
| 20
Hair blind?? Think he would notice the long hair ha.
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jonegg
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Ydi for looking nothing like Obama LOL
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LookOnBrightSide
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6- Did you not read the part where OP said she is a Caucasian woman? And even if she did look like Obama, I don't know why a crazy homeless man would have to chase her down.
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LookOnBrightSide
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6-Did you not read the part where OP said she was a Caucasian female? And what's wrong with looking like Obama?
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drawmesunshine
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6, Did you not read where it said that half the FML population doesn't appreciate that sort of humor?
YDI for making a funny that most people here won't see.
YDI for making a funny that most people here won't see.
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GohanRZ9
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His color blind..
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GreenAppleDP
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He's*
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Dudelike89
| 8
Unfinished sentences are..
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bbedlock_fml
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How is it these days that homeless people can afford booze but not food? It's crazy!
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yahoowizard
| 16
With a stressful day to day life on the streets, a beer sounds a lot better than a salad
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cochinitaBonita
| 2
They have priorities
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shepdog123
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That is why most of them are on the streets that or drug problems
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cBlackout
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Ah yes, the infamous colorblind, homeless, and wasted republican.
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LookOnBrightSide
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10-You sure that's not Newt Gingrich. Sounds kind of like him to me.
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jacob4592
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I would have tripped him and said that.....is for...all America ....this is how much .....I care
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MyLoveDrunk
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Haha, I found joy out of reading this, pretending in my mind that Obama was actually saying it with his infamously annoying pauses