Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
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Top comments
Tiffani Carter 6
Do your own laundry.
Wadlaen 24
That's commitment to the job!
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Comments (10)
Lt_Senpai 21
What the ****?
Wadlaen 24
That's commitment to the job!
Inkoseh 33
I suppose things need to be dirty like her to be worthy of her time. Can only imagine her thought after checking: "I've smelled worse!!"
Tanya Favela 2
It’s sucks but you deserve it cause you could be doing your own laundry 🤷🏻♀️
Tiffani Carter 6
Do your own laundry.
RichardPencil 32
You should only worry if your particularly dirty undies go mysteriously missing.
Fickle 6
Time for you to pull up your big girl pants and do laundry for yourself. Furthermore, seriously you are dumb enough to post something like that?
Abby Whitaker 8
Maybe you should start washing your own clothes
Felice Godin 19
gross