Abby Whitaker

i love stupid people · 14 July 2019, 06:30

Stranded

Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Mixtapes are my love language

Today, at college, the weird guy who stares at me every day came over, said, "I've made you a mixtape," then handed me an old, empty Queen's Greatest Hits CD case and scuttled off. FML

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