Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
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Boyufd 25
um WTF
BurnInDemonFire 39
How old is she? Old enough to think she's flirting, or still young enough that she doesn't know better? Is she smelling them before or after they're washed, and she just likes the smell of the detergent you use? How did you not realize sooner that most of your underwear was missing?
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Comments (7)
bloopaloop 27
Is she hot?
Boyufd 25
um WTF
Ksweety_fml 27
Watch out for her......
BurnInDemonFire 39
How old is she? Old enough to think she's flirting, or still young enough that she doesn't know better? Is she smelling them before or after they're washed, and she just likes the smell of the detergent you use? How did you not realize sooner that most of your underwear was missing?
PenguinPal3017 19
y'all need jesus
Chris Mauricio 3
y'all need jesus smfh
Adonis 3
Omg we could definitely be friends. I literally thought I was the only one 😂
Glitterbaby2613 20
well......