By kerripjones - 14/07/2015 19:44 - United States - Newark

Today, an old friend and I reconnected. Everything was going fine until he threatened to visit me at work. I didn't know he knew my place of employment, so I replied, "Do you know where I live too?" He answered, "Would you hate me if I did?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 180
You deserved it 2 097

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I hope he was joking but i'd keep my distance from him just to be safe. Goodluck!

Wow, that must feel a bit creepy. Perhaps he's been stalking you. I would say you should run like hell, and run far

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I don't know.

Can you repeat the question

nonsensical 26

No, this is Patrick

You're not the boss of me now~

Amazing Malcolm in the Middle reference.. :D

why was 27 downvoted that was the best

I hope he was joking but i'd keep my distance from him just to be safe. Goodluck!

Can't keep your distance if he knows where you live

khoov19 20

"Run Forest Run"

Now you have to check under your bed every night before you sleep!

Wow, that must feel a bit creepy. Perhaps he's been stalking you. I would say you should run like hell, and run far

Why should she run when she can get a restraining order? Pretty easy to get one nowadays.

watch your step

Time for a restraining order

You should have responded with "Would you hate me if I called the cops" For the mean time though, maybe stay with a friend or family member just for safety in numbers.

I don't know why, when I reconnect with an old school friend. It usually goes like this. "What ever happened to Cathy?" "Oh she got her art degree and is working at XYZ design firm." "Oh wow, so shes a big city girl now", "Nah she still lives over on elm, you know where the Millers used to live?" "Oh yeah, man, its been so long I'd like to catch up with her. Do you have her number?" "Sure". No need to be creeped out. There is also nothing wrong with knocking on an old friends door. Thats what doorbells are foor.

You sure know how to pick your friends ! Lol

An* that moment you fml is incorrect

Yes, what do you want? ;)

A restraining order :)