Today, an old friend and I reconnected. Everything was going...

By kerripjones - 14/7/2015 19:44 - United States - Newark

Today, an old friend and I reconnected. Everything was going fine until he threatened to visit me at work. I didn't know he knew my place of employment, so I replied, "Do you know where I live too?" He answered, "Would you hate me if I did?" FML

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By js_0508 | 9

#6351172 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:06

I hope he was joking but i'd keep my distance from him just to be safe. Goodluck!

By bulletsinthewind | 21

#6351175 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:07

Wow, that must feel a bit creepy. Perhaps he's been stalking you. I would say you should run like hell, and run far

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By sleepyfires | 20

#6351168 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:04

Yes.

Nilorak | 24

#6351189 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:16

No.

creatureman | 14

#6351208 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:39

Maybe

91hayek | 31

#6351215 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 11:03

I don't know.

Lorenzo1102 | 21

#6351232 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 11:30

Can you repeat the question

nonsensical | 26

#6351240 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 11:51

No, this is Patrick

dabaerju | 23

#6351394 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 16:22

You're not the boss of me now~

pedopears | 18

#6351537 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 20:04

Amazing Malcolm in the Middle reference.. :D

thatguynamedsky | 32

#6352703 - Friday 17 July 2015 6:31

why was 27 downvoted that was the best

By js_0508 | 9

#6351172 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:06

I hope he was joking but i'd keep my distance from him just to be safe. Goodluck!

Rectov | 10

#6376378 - Sunday 9 August 2015 22:39

Can't keep your distance if he knows where you live

By khoov19 | 20

#6351173 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:07

"Run Forest Run"

pokemyeyes | 23

#6351492 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 18:50

Forrest*

By HerMischief | 21

#6351174 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:07

Now you have to check under your bed every night before you sleep!

By bulletsinthewind | 21

#6351175 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:07

Wow, that must feel a bit creepy. Perhaps he's been stalking you. I would say you should run like hell, and run far

sonasonic | 34

#6351904 - Thursday 16 July 2015 4:58

Why should she run when she can get a restraining order? Pretty easy to get one nowadays.

By jake131000 | 21

#6351177 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:08

watch your step

By echarlotte | 19

#6351182 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 10:11

Time for a restraining order

TheDog6 | 23

#6351259 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 12:35

You should have responded with "Would you hate me if I called the cops"

For the mean time though, maybe stay with a friend or family member just for safety in numbers.

Badkarma4u | 17

#6351544 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 20:14

I don't know why, when I reconnect with an old school friend. It usually goes like this. "What ever happened to Cathy?" "Oh she got her art degree and is working at XYZ design firm." "Oh wow, so shes a big city girl now", "Nah she still lives over on elm, you know where the Millers used to live?" "Oh yeah, man, its been so long I'd like to catch up with her. Do you have her number?" "Sure". No need to be creeped out. There is also nothing wrong with knocking on an old friends door. Thats what doorbells are foor.