Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML
Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, after I randomly ghosted an ex-friend and blocked her on my social media a few years ago for being too obsessed with Asian culture, I also saw the same girl making out with the same guy I’ve had a crush on the last few weeks. They’ve already started dating as of last night. Karma: 1 Me: 0. FML
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jennaboo 0
Yup, karma is a bitch.
Judge_Mental 0
Falling up the stairs?
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Comments (163)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
This is more along the lines of "what goes around comes around."
kdizzleballa 0
Hahaha only two people here actually understands what karma is... karma only affects your next life and your reincarnation dumbshits.
elizanena9 0
definitely karma
nm22395 0
She must be magic to be able to fall up the stairs and defy gravity like that.
FU_BAR 0
Today, I read an entry on FML by 'whatgoesaround' and instantly felt my brain cells disappearing. The stupidity of the sentence alone cause this. Karma, I suppose.
L_baps 0
i dont personally think its Karma, just because she got fat and ugly over the years how does "karma" figure you should sprain your wrist? hmm! but i'll back you up :) i fall up the stairs a hell of a lot!
hassenpfeffermmm 0
You should drink more milk! A simple fall up the stairs injured you!
My2864 1
yup dont **** with karma karma is a real bitch youd be wise to remember that
jose18 3
how the hell do u fall up the stairs
Chigagigaroo 0
We can't help but say ydi.