Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML
Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, after I randomly ghosted an ex-friend and blocked her on my social media a few years ago for being too obsessed with Asian culture, I also saw the same girl making out with the same guy I’ve had a crush on the last few weeks. They’ve already started dating as of last night. Karma: 1 Me: 0. FML
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jennaboo 0
Yup, karma is a bitch.
Judge_Mental 0
Falling up the stairs?
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Comments (163)
ChristinaAAR 14
How can you fall up stairs?
Raivyn_Grimm 9
Obviously you have never used stairs before. I've seen more people trip and fall going up stairs AT LEAST ten times more than I've seen people fall down them. I, myself, have tripped and fell going up the stairs countless times, while I've only fell down them less than five times in my twenty years of life.
simonelli 9
Karma's a bitch ain't it!?
drayloon 50
worth it. your wrist will heal. at least u didnt get fat
sythe511 28
Karma doesn't exist. Its the same thing as luck.
kathoward21 4
There was this girl that was mean to me in middle shcool and I was so happy to see that in tenth grade she got pregnant and had to drop out of school. Obviously karma was a bitch to her.
DestinyNiya 33
Lol, how did you fall up the stairs? haha
cwl727 33
At least you agree that you deserve it.
Miss_Chevious 37
YDI
TylerMillerX1 10
I wish I could fall up stairs
EliGolsdworthy 7
Well if it helps she did get karma.