Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML
Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, after I randomly ghosted an ex-friend and blocked her on my social media a few years ago for being too obsessed with Asian culture, I also saw the same girl making out with the same guy I’ve had a crush on the last few weeks. They’ve already started dating as of last night. Karma: 1 Me: 0. FML
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jennaboo 0
Yup, karma is a bitch.
Judge_Mental 0
Falling up the stairs?
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EveryDayJackAss 0
dont people normally fall DOWN the stairs? or is gravity fukin with us?.......anyways karma is a bitch cuz i once spilled water over some guy(just for fun=P) then got chased 100 yards by him then takin down and faceplanted myself and a few minutes after that i went to practice tennis and then a ball got stuck in the fence and my tennis friend and i in an effort to get it out hit my forehead with the racquet cuz we were hittin the ball with it........then everyone called me "Unicorn" for the large bump on my forehead for the rest of the school year.......karma sure sucks doesnt it?
HeyThereGorgeous 0
the next person who gets all excited and happy because they fell "up" the stairs is getting kicked in the face . you most definately did not. gravity won't allow it. sure you trip on one stair and fall forward, but you hit aNother stair. big whoop. not possible. gravitational fail.
monnanon 14
for the last time you do fall "up" the stairs. If you are going up the stairs and trip then you are going to land higher up the stairs than where you began hence falling up the stairs. How does that phrase confuse everyone?? seriously how hard is it to fathom.
ohmandapants 17
i fell. UP THE STAIRS. Are you going to kick me in the face now? Seriously. When someone says they fell "up" the stairs, it means they fell while going up the stairs. Stop being such a smartass.
giganticbrain 0
Damn son! Doesn't defying the natural laws of the universe suck?
iamatacomuff 0
yeah #125 xD
Nate25 0
you fell up the stairs?... was that hard?
vincenalari 0
so... does anyone else realize that karma ISN'T about people getting what they deserve, but instead that when they are REINCARNATED all they're karma decides what they are reincarnated as. Ie. Hitler became a dung beetle.
Cheyenne_Is_Me 4
I don't get it. How can you fall UP the stairs? When you fall, don't you go DOWN? ^_^
winemysavior 4
to be honest i don't see that is karma. i think you were justified to feel a little happy because that person was a bitch is now fat and ugly. you didn't do anythign wrong, only tell someone else!
proud_liberal 0
that's not what karma is you ignorant bitch.
Crazy_Freak_Girl 0
I Could just Hear The "My Name Is Earl" Theme Tune ._.