Revenge tastes good

Yeah, just blame me!

Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML

No time for remorse

Today, I found out that my ex-husband was telling the truth, he never did cheat on me. We've been divorced for six years and I just got remarried. FML

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

Jailbird

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

Told you so

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML

That was quick

Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML