Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML
Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, after I randomly ghosted an ex-friend and blocked her on my social media a few years ago for being too obsessed with Asian culture, I also saw the same girl making out with the same guy I’ve had a crush on the last few weeks. They’ve already started dating as of last night. Karma: 1 Me: 0. FML
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jennaboo 0
Yup, karma is a bitch.
Judge_Mental 0
Falling up the stairs?
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Comments (163)
slinkiess 0
Just because you don't believe in karma means that she deserves it. People are entitled to an opinion.
Trooth 13
Well I don't believe in karma but I think you should've just let her live her life. I mean she has to go around being teased by people about her fatness...I think that's even there.
Vaetrus 0
It can never be even. And karma is not real. Stop consoling yourself with false hope.
NyteProwleR 0
that's not karma, if the bitch is a bitch, shes BITCH....ur just pointing it out.
tarheel22893 0
A. That doesn't have anything to do with karma B. Karma doesn't exist
ChildrenOfFilth 12
FYL. It looks to me like karma gave you the bad end of the deal because it would be even if you didn't fall on the stairs.
the1ultimate 0
At least you learned. Heaps of people take longer than that to figure out the two-way street idea.
shelboo_fml 0
I'm surprised at all the people who are surprised about falling up stairs. I've seen it! They just lift their foot too close to the stair and WHAM. Face-plant.
cocky 0
it's not karma, you're just a ******* idiot. they're called coincidences.
hayride1987 0
if you were really a big believer in karma then you would actually know what it is! look it up! do some research! this is not an example of karma!
chowyuk 0
today believing i was going to read stupid fmls i read this one. you can fall down the stairs while going up but you can't fall up the stairs going up or down