By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
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randomthing 22

You definitely deserved it.

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tswizz 13

You were going to egg a house? How old are you? Twelve?

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

Fortunately, karma is only a bitch to bitches who deserve it.

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bigtaytay 13

OP is the real bitch here, that's the way she's gonna handle it? Eggs? I bet the breakup was probably her fault too but she's just blaming him

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happle 21

Karma is not a bitch, it gives you exactly what you deserve.

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DKParth13 5

But make sure that bitch is beautiful!

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Oreohugzpenny 4

Karma the bitchiest revenge on they planet.

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MindFreakazoid 10

Op's the bitch. Karma's the justice. YDI!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I had a friend named Karma. She changed her name cause everyone kept calling her a bitch. Now we say, 'Jenny's a bitch'. Cause she is. Plan=Backfired.

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xactownife 7

Karma's only a bitch if you are.

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jweezy89 4

Finally karma actually teaches someone a lesson. I'm sure had op been successful in her master scheme, karma would have slapped her harder.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Karma's only a bitch if you actually believe in it. On a realistic note, just watch your step next time, and go slowly when carrying things.

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TriflingAllDay 6

Bitches be trifling.

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IAmAZero 0

143- Realistic? How lame is THAT?

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dsbs 9

Real life? I've never heard of that server

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myalleyway 9

karma's only a bitch if you are

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randomthing 22

You definitely deserved it.

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tygerarmy 35

I thought it sounded like she got eggxactly what she deserved.

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PerfasarusRex 3

Of course she deserved it. Egging an exs house sounds like something a middle schooler would do. Grow the heck up.

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sirpantselot 22

The irony of the sentence "grow the heck up" is killing me!

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aleeshttylXD 9

maybe OP is a middle schooler....

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Karma's not the only bitch in this story..

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doctorhook86 24

57: Maturity is about behaviors, not words.

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newbiehere99 6

Did you land sunny side up or were you all scrambled? O.o

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Inheritance 10

That's eggactly what you deserve OP! ..sorry lame pun..

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downtime 12

At least isn't the word I'd use. "Unfortunately" seems more fitting here...

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heygirlie777 21

Well. If she was holding a knife...he must have been a really horrible boyfriend.

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LAMKWHIM 11

karma forced you to egg your own house hahaha

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hockeyoceancity 13

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML Read the first sentence. That is the karma.

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blaackandprouud 20

82- she's saying that she kinda egged her own house because her staircase has eggs all over it. So she egged her own house.

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eddeeezzyy 19

I don't see why 4 got thumbed down, her comment is technically true.

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jjh1978 11

Because people are stupid that's why.

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Mr_Que_Dijo23 5

Well wasn't that an egg-cellent outcome. Anyone? No? Ok.. *back to the cave*

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superguy101 0

Pun I hate pun I hate you I love..... EVERYTHING

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somewizdom 15

Apparently adding "back to the cave" to any silly comment makes it not silly. Good to know.. *back to the cave*

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

*back to the Bat-cave*

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hockeyoceancity 13

How's the internet connection in your cave? Mine has been getting fuzzy lately... Do you have "Imaloner" or "darkholeabyss" internet connection?

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mishaparis 7

I was gonna thumb your comment, but it was on 69 thumbs so I didn't want to spoil it. (:

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Do people still find that 69 thumbs thing funny? I never have, I must be missing out on the grown up stuff. :(

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love2killu 21

Hahahhahahaha nice. Well imma go now * back to the cave *

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crymore007 11

well I think you're a bitch. I have no regrets. I embrace your thumbs down, fml community.

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tswizz 13

You were going to egg a house? How old are you? Twelve?

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hockeyoceancity 13

Judging by the mature username saying she is 12 is maybe pushing it too...

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Annis_x3 7

87- tswizz was referring to OP's maturity level, not the difficulty of the task.

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Crazberry 5

I've fantasized about egging my ex's house but I wouldn't actually do it.... And he recently told me I was just something for him to stick his **** in. What did your ex do that you feel the need to be so childish? You can't feel hate for your exes no matter how they treated you. Hate is a strong feeling, just like love. It's better to not feel anything for them and move on. *preach mode off*

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reallytho3 11

Good sermon today pastor

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

He needs something to stick his dick in? Give him this list: A blender A garbage disposal A meat grinder A transvestite hooker with chlamydia Lorina Bobitt's mouth A shredder A pencil sharpener A guillotine That one chick from 'Teeth' ...I'm outta ideas.

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Crazberry 5

#149 Heh, for the strangest reason I thought of "Will it Blend?" :P That episode might be almost as entertaining as the glow stick one... Almost.

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hotPinklipstick 24

This is an eggcellent display of karma. What else were you eggspecting?

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

10- you're so original! Where did you come up with that one? (sarcasm)

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hotPinklipstick 24

Well I didn't see 5's comment when I wrote this, so I apologize that my pun wasn't that good.

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TriflingAllDay 6

No pun is good.

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Pentium_4 27

insta-karma indeed. you're supposed to forget about him and move on, if he was a bad person karma will get him too

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

11- Getting over an ex is easier said than done.

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