Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
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randomthing
| 22
You definitely deserved it.
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tswizz
| 13
You were going to egg a house? How old are you? Twelve?
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vocaloidtiger
| 12
Ahh, karma. A bitch indeed.
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ProfessionalTrol_fml
| 14
Fortunately, karma is only a bitch to bitches who deserve it.
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beeth
| 2
She's the bitch.
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igive
| 28
Bitches be crazy.
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bigtaytay
| 13
OP is the real bitch here, that's the way she's gonna handle it? Eggs? I bet the breakup was probably her fault too but she's just blaming him
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happle
| 21
Karma is not a bitch, it gives you exactly what you deserve.
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DKParth13
| 5
But make sure that bitch is beautiful!
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Oreohugzpenny
| 4
Karma the bitchiest revenge on they planet.
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MindFreakazoid
| 10
Op's the bitch. Karma's the justice. YDI!
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KupkakeKitten
| 8
OP, are you 5??
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
I had a friend named Karma.
She changed her name cause everyone kept calling her a bitch.
Now we say, 'Jenny's a bitch'.
Cause she is.
Plan=Backfired.
She changed her name cause everyone kept calling her a bitch.
Now we say, 'Jenny's a bitch'.
Cause she is.
Plan=Backfired.
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xactownife
| 7
Karma's only a bitch if you are.
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jweezy89
| 4
Finally karma actually teaches someone a lesson. I'm sure had op been successful in her master scheme, karma would have slapped her harder.
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
Karma's only a bitch if you actually believe in it. On a realistic note, just watch your step next time, and go slowly when carrying things.
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TriflingAllDay
| 6
Bitches be trifling.
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IAmAZero
| 0
143- Realistic? How lame is THAT?
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dsbs
| 9
Real life? I've never heard of that server
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myalleyway
| 9
karma's only a bitch if you are
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randomthing
| 22
You definitely deserved it.
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tygerarmy
| 35
I thought it sounded like she got eggxactly what she deserved.
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PerfasarusRex
| 3
Of course she deserved it. Egging an exs house sounds like something a middle schooler would do. Grow the heck up.
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sirpantselot
| 22
The irony of the sentence "grow the heck up" is killing me!
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aleeshttylXD
| 9
maybe OP is a middle schooler....
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Karma's not the only bitch in this story..
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doctorhook86
| 24
57: Maturity is about behaviors, not words.
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
At least you weren't holding a knife :)
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HiIAmKevin
| 8
Wilson!!!!!!
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newbiehere99
| 6
Did you land sunny side up or were you all scrambled? O.o
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Inheritance
| 10
That's eggactly what you deserve OP!
..sorry lame pun..
..sorry lame pun..
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downtime
| 12
At least isn't the word I'd use. "Unfortunately" seems more fitting here...
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heygirlie777
| 21
Well. If she was holding a knife...he must have been a really horrible boyfriend.
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LAMKWHIM
| 11
karma forced you to egg your own house hahaha
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hockeyoceancity
| 13
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
Read the first sentence. That is the karma.
Read the first sentence. That is the karma.
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blaackandprouud
| 20
82- she's saying that she kinda egged her own house because her staircase has eggs all over it. So she egged her own house.
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
I don't see why 4 got thumbed down, her comment is technically true.
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jjh1978
| 11
Because people are stupid that's why.
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NanillaVipples
| 2
Kharma's only a bitch if you are.
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stellasue11
| 38
thats too funny and to true lol
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Mr_Que_Dijo23
| 5
Well wasn't that an egg-cellent outcome. Anyone? No? Ok.. *back to the cave*
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superguy101
| 0
Pun
I hate pun
I hate you
I love.....
EVERYTHING
I hate pun
I hate you
I love.....
EVERYTHING
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somewizdom
| 15
Apparently adding "back to the cave" to any silly comment makes it not silly. Good to know..
*back to the cave*
*back to the cave*
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xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
*back to the Bat-cave*
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hockeyoceancity
| 13
How's the internet connection in your cave? Mine has been getting fuzzy lately... Do you have "Imaloner" or "darkholeabyss" internet connection?
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You_Screwed_Up
| 7
Well that scrambled her plans.
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mishaparis
| 7
I was gonna thumb your comment, but it was on 69 thumbs so I didn't want to spoil it. (:
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Do people still find that 69 thumbs thing funny? I never have, I must be missing out on the grown up stuff. :(
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love2killu
| 21
Hahahhahahaha nice. Well imma go now
* back to the cave *
* back to the cave *
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crymore007
| 11
well I think you're a bitch.
I have no regrets. I embrace your thumbs down, fml community.
I have no regrets. I embrace your thumbs down, fml community.
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sucessfultroll
| 18
you have my thumbs up fo sho :D
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tswizz
| 13
You were going to egg a house? How old are you? Twelve?
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hockeyoceancity
| 13
Judging by the mature username saying she is 12 is maybe pushing it too...
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gionatorinc
| 5
Its not that complicated..
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Annis_x3
| 7
87- tswizz was referring to OP's maturity level, not the difficulty of the task.
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Crazberry
| 5
I've fantasized about egging my ex's house but I wouldn't actually do it.... And he recently told me I was just something for him to stick his **** in. What did your ex do that you feel the need to be so childish?
You can't feel hate for your exes no matter how they treated you. Hate is a strong feeling, just like love. It's better to not feel anything for them and move on. *preach mode off*
You can't feel hate for your exes no matter how they treated you. Hate is a strong feeling, just like love. It's better to not feel anything for them and move on. *preach mode off*
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reallytho3
| 11
Good sermon today pastor
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
He needs something to stick his dick in?
Give him this list:
A blender
A garbage disposal
A meat grinder
A transvestite hooker with chlamydia
Lorina Bobitt's mouth
A shredder
A pencil sharpener
A guillotine
That one chick from 'Teeth'
...I'm outta ideas.
Give him this list:
A blender
A garbage disposal
A meat grinder
A transvestite hooker with chlamydia
Lorina Bobitt's mouth
A shredder
A pencil sharpener
A guillotine
That one chick from 'Teeth'
...I'm outta ideas.
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Crazberry
| 5
#149 Heh, for the strangest reason I thought of "Will it Blend?" :P That episode might be almost as entertaining as the glow stick one... Almost.
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hotPinklipstick
| 24
This is an eggcellent display of karma. What else were you eggspecting?
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ProfessionalTrol_fml
| 14
10- you're so original! Where did you come up with that one? (sarcasm)
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hotPinklipstick
| 24
Well I didn't see 5's comment when I wrote this, so I apologize that my pun wasn't that good.
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TriflingAllDay
| 6
No pun is good.
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littlesimran
| 5
heehee thats funny
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Pentium_4
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insta-karma indeed. you're supposed to forget about him and move on, if he was a bad person karma will get him too
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KrayKrayGurl117
| 7
Wise words, child
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nevershoutkendal_fml
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11- Getting over an ex is easier said than done.