Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML
Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, after I randomly ghosted an ex-friend and blocked her on my social media a few years ago for being too obsessed with Asian culture, I also saw the same girl making out with the same guy I’ve had a crush on the last few weeks. They’ve already started dating as of last night. Karma: 1 Me: 0. FML
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jennaboo 0
Yup, karma is a bitch.
Judge_Mental 0
Falling up the stairs?
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Comments (163)
englishmuffin 0
I would say YDI, but you know what? I don't blame you. Some girls are just absolute bitches in high school for no apparent reason. And who doesn't enjoy it when a mean person gets what they deserve? We've all thought it at some point or another.
bmx5S5 0
its not karma, its just coincidence ur an idiot if u believe in that crap
CryingHowls 0
someone that used to pick on me a lot became fat too haha but i didn't make a big fuss about it by doing what you did now i'm glad i didn't.
tiemoon37 0
^_^ nice reply
uSuck 0
who cares? a wrist heals, fat and ugly doesnt!!
Klabauterpete 0
Also it's not really am FML. You're a "big believer in karma"? So something must happen, when you do slightly bad things like you did? It should be a MLIA, cause your believes have been proven true...
ShetHappensxx 0
Karma is a biaatch lol
nikki1001 0
Ha, sounds like my life. A few weeks ago I accidentally broke a Jesus statue, and as I went to take it (and some other trash) to the dumpster, the peice of the [ceramic] statue that was broken cut my arm. I bled everywhere and ruined one of my favorite shirts. Even though it was an accident, the only way I could describe the situation was karma. Anyway, that's why you're only supposed to do GOOD things, so then you get good karma, not bad.
alice_xoxo 0
LOL..poor you :)
yeti09 0
Falling UP the stairs?