Intimacy and Miscellaneous: Judgmental much!?

Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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Thanks for sharing

By why ma? - 21/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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LittleMissMack 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:48

Ugh I hate parents like that. Would they rather you're on birth control or you tell them you're pregnant.

Betty7 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:47

oh come on... its just birth control.

Comments

cmac86 23

Monday 6 July 2009 4:10

mother knows best. sounds like she was dead on.

Moooooo_fml 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 10:05

tell ur mom 'i learned from the best, I bet I have lotsa secret brothers and sisters considering you probably bang every guy you see, **** you.' <-- I'd totally say that.

little_lyn 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 8:48

ouch, even I felt the blow on that. sorry op =

mad_hatter0666 22

Saturday 2 October 2010 5:31

unless she was joking; your mom is a bitch.

luna4545 4

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:37

just because they are on birth control doesn't mean they are having sex. alot of women have to go on it because their hormones are out of whack and they either aren't getting a regular period or their period is lasting to long. i would expect the mom to know that considering the tiny fact that she is a woman..but then again people to always tend to assume worse..

lindsaylu98 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 5:35

did anybody think she might be taking it b-cuz he has really baf periods jeez... im 13 and i take BC and i dont even have a bf!

meganndelaney 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:47

wtf really who talks to there child that way you shoulda slapped her

BabyBearCheyanne 0

Monday 22 August 2011 6:08

Your mother is just a nutter. My mom litterly sat me down and said she'd let me take the insurance card to get birth control if me and my boyfriend were having sex.(which we were) Im not on it(yet) but we use condoms. Your mother should be happy that your being safe and not getting your eggo preggo. :-)

ravenmarie1995 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 5:19

really?? what a bi*ch! I'm on birth control, but its for medical reasons, (cysts on my ovaries). being on birth control doesn't necessarily make you a *****. I'm still a virgin even though I'm on birth control. a parent should NOT talk that way about their child, weather its true or not.

ravens_embrace 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 19:21

Wow FYL. I was on birth control since I was 13. I didn't lose my virginity until 16. I just wanted my cycles evened out and the cramps to go away. Sadly there are just ignorant people in the world now adays.